“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

One of the reasons I think nostalgia appears increasingly appealing to this generation of youngsters is that it makes coolness safe. The rules of cool are already well-defined for something decades old so you’re not risking “cringe”.

the year is 2026, LeBron James has been given four random players to take into the playoffs for the 23rd season in a row

“… i think he’s on the wikipedia page” is an all-timer line of dialogue

You’re just doing this for the clicks.

Every accusation is a confession

Great reference.

I need to periodically remind my fellow Bluesky users that you do not need to use the screenshot of my "eat something stupid" tweet, I migrated the post over here years ago:

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Liturgy. That is rapidly becoming a critical component of church for some young folks

Talk about “World’s Colliding” on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. I do a fair amount of funerals at Dick Tips’ funerals homes. The hushed reverence that elder employees speak of Mr Tips sometimes requires… a poker face.

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I had a Homer Simpson Tramapoline moment trying to share my excitement with the boys.

Pastor! I do funerals at the cemetery’s all the time… a lot of conversations about Mr Tips

It is a fun movie that resonates even more now than when it was released

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Have you watched the Netflix “Prophet” documentary about FLDS? Big Sam Bateman vibes from this guy.

Goodness. An All-Time “Terrible Hang”. Truly historic run as an awful, off-putting person.

let’s play a few of dale’s greatest hits

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

This is one of those “you’re almost there” reasoning moments

“Pizza’s ALMOST here… time to clap it up, clappy clap clap 👏🏾 “

Our washer and dryer are 18 years old, so we’re saving for a Speed Queen.

The title track of the debut album from KILLERANTZ is OUT NOW!

Please show some support and give it a listen if you can!!

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I always encourage couples to do traditional vows but give them the option to do personal ones as well.

reclaiming “I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church” for a new generation

tiger woods in the back of that cop car

“Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance.”

A number of folks have praised it as a Michael Mann-style throwback. Glad to see your review.