This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

YES! i saw the dance off post from someone else and immediately thought of this scene! Thanks for posting, made my night!

Dance off, repost with yours

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

and people say nothing good ever happens on monday (congrats @bencollins.bsky.social + team!) 🎁 link

Hey everybody, Project Hail Mary is really good. Maybe see it in IMAX or something.

The U.S. Navy Built a Floating Ice Cream Factory?! | WWII History Shorts 🍦⚓ YouTube video by Logistics Labs

The Hegseth/ Trump military is feeding sailors grey protein slices while in 1943 The Stimson/ Roosevelt military was feeding sailors ice cream made in a floating over cream factory youtube.com/shorts/7xaKI...

yup!

i ate those stir fries

a bald man with a mustache is laughing and looking up Alt: Samuel Jackson in snakes on a plane

Please pray with me, as Jesus said- ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! [extracts his gun] I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.

Sent this to my wife telling her that I only read playboy for the articles! This quote is choice (so to speak) "Mock me. Shame me. Tell me I ought to at least sprinkle some cheese on top. I don’t care. There’s nothing you can say that this gray slab of hissing chuck isn’t saying louder."

a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom ALT: a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom

My favorite bible quote, when Jesus fights the Balrog.

Please pray with me as I quote from Mr. Pink 3:15, "I don't tip."

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"By the way, young me also once lived the Homer Simpson meme and had nuts and gum together. It wasn’t an ideal combination, but it wasn’t that bad either. The gum made the peanut flavor last longer!" @drewmagary.bsky.social has said some outrageous stuff but, sir, have you no decency?

"Have you lived in this regino your whole life?"

we've bought two of these and love them www.bedbathandbeyond.com/Lighting-Cei...

What's the next most relatable thing he could possibly analogize to... lacrosse?
Knowing that band, it’s probably Quidditch.

"Goalie tending the net" linguistically sets me up to think he's talking about hockey, but then he says "third quarter," and you know it can't be that. The next most relatable thing would be soccer, but that, too, is disqualified as a sport of halves.

I can't accept that it's over /
Then I will block the door /
Like a goalie tending the net in the third quarter /
Of a tied-game rivalry.
What sport, specifically, is he talking about?

I LOLed out loud at this- wait for it...
My local college station, WPGU, played the Postal Service song "Nothing Better" this evening. Ben Gibbard begins:
Will someone please call a surgeon /
Who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart /
That you're deserting for better company?

and everyday worried that I was going to come home and make my family who were not in retail sick.

Yup. Not as malevolent but frequently people literally pulling down their mask within inches of my face to talk. Lady, I can hear you, I assure you.

100% agree. It broke the customers' brain and has not normalized and what we service workers saw broke our brains, too and has not normalized at least for me and people I know.

Living near DC we definitely see a lot of "ads that aren't meant for us". Us being normal humans.

Time traveling to Dallas on November 22, 1963 and running up to JFK's car, yelling "noooooooo" and diving in slow motion to hold up his nephew in front of him as a shield.

So long, KISS CAM welcome DISS CAM!

This is the first time I’ve not been embarrassed and ashamed to be a Gen Xer since November of 2024.

Columbia Punishes Dozens of Student Protesters as It Caves to Trump Columbia University is bending the knee to Donald Trump and punishing students brave enough to stand up for Palestine.

you do remember that young outdoors protesters were targeted punished and even disappeared and their universities bent the knee and did nothing to protect them? newrepublic.com/post/198244/...