ed trying rejection therapy by going up to random people and asking crazy things - would you mind catching a bird for me? would you like to buy the shoes im wearing?
it fails when the person he asks to swap clothes with is an absolute madman and says yes.
in a combo pack alongside married-with-kids stede being a secret regular inside the double sided glory hole chamber at the monster bar gently showing the ropes to a curious ed who does not yet realize how out of his depth HE is about to be
thoughts on ed being a secret regular inside the double sided glory hole chamber at the monster bar and excitedly showing the ropes to baby gay stede who does not yet realize how out of his depth he is about to be
comes back to bsky just to remind everyone: ed’s perky a cup boobies
idk how you can get away w marketing something as "50 ways to leave your lover" when it has like 4 or 5 ways in there at most. shrinkflation is out of control
Happy 4/20 to them 😌
the salty pirate and the beautiful mermaid are wgat they call thei
"suck on it, baby, i know you need it" 😵💫😵💫😵💫
This may or may not ever get published but I HAVE written something and it DOES have this word so have lesbian smut
this is especially advisable if u are already using a yarn needle to do ur binding anyway and also dont mind going back w a hook and hiding four thousand billion tiny danglers
in fact dont tell anyone but almost every kind of stitch is impossible to unravel without a dedicated effort so if ur careful u can get away w just weaving ur new yarn into ur last few stitches and pretending nothing happened
also ☝️ u will see tutorials tell u The Yarn To Use is non-superwash wool bc u gotta join the ends by felting (this is traditional & doesnt leave a lot of waste) but ppl do use other materials & other joins that work v well. scarf i just made is smth like 60:40 superwash/cotton
what business does he even have being the bearer of such teeny feeties
you, too, could get suddenly and overwhelmingly into nalbinding
well i wasnt sure how much of a passing fancy it was but now having made an actual object i am hoping to enter into next years craft fair i should probably be open abt the fact that i have gotten suddenly and overwhelmingly into nalbinding
I have to give a special shout out to @ghostalservice.bsky.social for conceptualizing all this & seeing it through. Lots of people worked hard; they put in 100s of hours to make it happen. They're STILL mailing packages from their house. This never would have happened without your tenacity & vision!
shout out to stede bonnet for the weird rep. there r so many characters who r weird in a cool way, but stede truly is weird in a weird way. everyone say thank you stede
Digital illustration of MerEd and MerStede swimming, forming a circle. There's a lighthouse in the middle and a frame of leaves, shells and skulls outside.
I suddenly had the urge to paint a ceramic trinket dish...unfortunately I only had my tablet, so......... 🫴✨
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
so um stede pretending to read his book while ed squirms on his lap wrangling a crochet project and pretending to not notice the boner hes sitting on
i think i rmbr having bubble toes in my mind when i posted this...,.. merstede my darling little freak
1 this is so cute 2 happy belated birthday :,)
a doodle of a retro tv that has the our flag means death logo on its screen with a heart beneath it. to the right is snoopy and Woodstock watching the screen and smiling. a tv remote lays in between them.
don’t cry! here’s snoopy watching ofmd
ed teach trying to kill his trauma in the gravy basket
t u m m y
clipped screenshot of my phone's email app. the notification badge indicates seven thousand one hundred and sixty seven unread emails.
cropped screenshot of my discord notifications, of which there are one hundred and eight
my problem is that i will go "omg yay a dm from my friend! im not up for formulating responses with words right now though so ill just leave the badge there to remind me later" as though i am not also this person
Sorry, I'm going to use your post once more just to bring people's attention to Randy's free reference zine again!!
ko-fi.com/s/3f46dadc92
#roachofmd #ofmdroach #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #referencezine
it's not wednesday but i'm sharing a wip anyway because you can't tell me what to do 😤
ohhh noooo, is stede taking an emergency day off to look after Alma?? ohh noooooo it sure would be a real shame if he had a total wildcard of a substitute covering his class in his absence. ohh nooooo...
what also doesnt help is "at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head" is more or less how i would describe my covid experience,
i do have to confess theres smth abt the actual sound of springsteen's im on fire that gives me a sort of proto-nausea like.. the soft instrumentation/vocals plus fast tempo plus lots of reverb all combined it sounds good objectively but evokes some subconscious thing in my stomach its very weird
Gentlebeard pop up zine by Ollie/lumiilys, open on the OFMD s1 “you wear fine things well” scene. Next to it is a thank you card featuring s2 art of Stede and Ed with the fine fish. They’re holding hands, surrounded by hearts and Ed’s doing a little flirty foot pop and giggling “tee hee hee”
My #FandomMarket loot has started to arrive!! Thank you so much @lumiilys.bsky.social, they’re adorable 🥹
