if u see the word “piece” to describe an item of clothing on depop or vinted you just know ur getting ripped off

whats a driving license

cycling next to your pal and having a little chat as you go is one of life's greatest pleasures im rly sorry she has no mates to cycle with :(

anti 'four cyclists travelling in front of me' but not anti 'one person in an SUV travelling in front of me'

I say 'you couldn't torture that info out of me' a lot for a person who will tell anyone who will listen personal information about myself that they didn't ask for

Cop: and are you currently under the influence of anything

Mario: [9 feet tall and flashing] no

First they came for Eminem
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Eminem

me when i look at a festival line up for which i am not the target audience: why are none of these artists ones i know????? THESE DAMN KIDS

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not a developer but an ally to the coding community

here are more equine dramas that employ a pansexual gaffer

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #346,660, tallu ‪@tallu.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 24, 2023"

i forgor to post

silence brand spider crab

logan paul getting rly into uk politics

oooh hi yeah really liked the show pls can i wear this t shirt with your band on it? thank you

there’s something so embarrassing about buying merch from the band members themselves

sweet female attitude you will pay!!!!!!! i was shaking my ass at 9:30am

i’m soooooo sorry but radio 6s 00s rave forever is getting me fucked all the way up this morning

in the future all cities will look like this

“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.

yeh what the hell no ads here? what’s the catch

a screenshot of spotify playing the song “When the family flies in” by Julia Jacklin

drawn picture of a person hunched over creating a puddle of tears

having a great morning and sitting down in the office to put on the most devastatingly sad playlist you’ve ever heard

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