Job listings be like "We want somebody with more years of experience in this software than it's existed, and who has at least three Doctorate degrees in metaphysics, and we'll pay you $40,000/year for it".
Is it just me, or is William Shatner's signature at the end of Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country thicker than the others? Is this the signature equivalent of "top billing"? 😆
Question to ChatGPT: "In Google Chrome, when I type into a text input box, sometimes suggestions will appear below the text box, with an "X" icon next to each to delete them permanently from the suggestions list. How can I turn this feature off permanently *without* also turning off things like password and address autofill?" Beginning of response from ChatGPT underneath: "Short answer: you can't fully turn off just those 'typed history' suggestions while keeping autofill (addresses/passwords) enabled. Chrome lumps them together under *Autofill form data*, and there's no granular toggle for 'don't remember random text inputs but still keep structured autofill."
Google Chrome, why are you so difficult? Just... why?
"Death is very bad."
— Donald Trump, 2026
Kinda tired of Unreal Engine crashing at the slightest problem. Even non-problems like switching over to the editor tab can crash Unreal for some reason. Always fun.
Yep. And that's precisely why it hasn't been allowed to happen. Can't have billionaires losing their power and status.
Fun fact, the creator of EGA Trek lives (or lived at the time) in Framingham, MA, a few towns over from where I was born and raised.
I wish just ONE Indian recruiter or manager had some self-awareness for how difficult their accent makes it to understand them. If I spoke a language other than English and had to speak to native English-speaking people I would try to perfect my accent, not leave it be and hope people understand me.
Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what your country can do for Israel.
I draw them using a <canvas> element exactly 2 times the size of the original game's Main Viewer screen (129x87 to 258x174) and a free font called Michroma that resembles one of the TOS movie-era fonts (Microgramma Medium Extended) to draw the text. Even built my own canvas wrapper JS framework too!
Oh, yeah, let's not forget about the "Main Viewer", probably one of the most complex parts of the game, believe it or not. I catalogued all 10 screens that are displayed alternately with the "targeted view" that shows the closest object(s) in a pseudo-3D view. Only 3 of them are useful. Guess which!
I've been making an EGA Trek clone in JavaScript called JSTrek. I built the UI and have moved on to gameplay. Stars and Klingon ships have been placed, but I JUST got long-range scanners working! BEHOLD.
codepen.io/terranrich/p...
Why don't white supremacists upgrade to the latest TV resolution?
They're still stuck in 3K.
Roko's Basilisk is a silly thought experiment that some people take WAY too seriously. Yeah, an evil AI will take revenge on people who didn't help make it a reality even after it's already a reality. It's like punching a firefighter for not extinguishing a fire hours ago after it's already put out.
Wow. Really? You think?
I'm sorry, but, WTF, Wisconsin?
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
Yes. Go somewhere else. Great idea, love it.
My 2026 advice is cross somebody in The Discourse off the list as soon as you catch them pretending not to understand something they understand fully.
If he wasn't talking about you, then why even bother addressing this?
It means "person use good words to fool others while they do bad things".
The danger isn’t AI becoming conscious; it’s humans switching theirs off.
Period Pong
The next moron to say that AI is "democratizing knowledge" will get a democratized fist to the face.
Disregard causality, acquire wormholes
I get a kick out of people convinced that a thing existed a certain way, or at all, and they must now be in an alternate dimension. It was always BerenSTAIN. Mandela died in '13. The Fruit of the Loom logo never had a cornucopia. Sinbad never starred in a movie called Shazaam. Kit Kat has no hyphen.
The Missing Unicode Emojis
Seahorse emoji: 🌊🐎
Traffic cone emoji: 🚦🍦
Starfish emoji: ⭐🐟
Igloo emoji: 🧊🛖
Fork emoji: 🍴➖🔪 (bit of math there)
Hiker w/ stick emoji: 🚶➡️🦯
Pair of flip-flops emoji: 🩴🩴
Cat with star eyes: 😻➖💕➕✨ (more math)
Milkshake emoji: 🥛🤝
Swordfish emoji: ⚔️🐠
Electric fan emoji: ⚡🪭
"Admit it, you want to do MORE than what you are told to do. Then they expect even more next time. That's exactly you, right? Amiright? Right? 😄"