I've never been excited for a Bubsy game...until now!

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing!
ME: Oh yeah?
DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂
ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today?
DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡
ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

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Remembering the ancient ways

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to get a new hobby every week and then move on as soon as I get even a little bit good at it

Donkey Kong stands on a ruin entrance. Punch downward appears on screen as an instruction.

donkey kong nooooo that’s not how you do satire!!!!

Enjoy Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Never thought I'd see the day GB would go independent again, hell yes!

a friend of mine said, when they made juneteenth a federal holiday, we were gonna get some cursed ads like "like lincoln freed the slaves - i'm gonna free you from high prices"

turns out that was literally already happening in 1865

Just turned to my husband and said, “god the RNG was great tonight” after our kid went to bed with no issues.

everyone saying “go birds.” yes exactly birds are wonderful

thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life

Hey guys I had a really weird night last night and I don’t want to get into it but if anyone can:

* tell me what day is to-day
* DoorDash a big ass goose for a shilling

I’d appreciate it

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

oh that’s not bad actually