That's fukken beautiful, bub. Joy at his pleasure and you get something more for yourself at the same time? Fukken GET IT. May his prostate get every bit of pounding it desires and deserves! 😏😜😁👍

*nods* FUKKEN HAWT. People honestly should get wise to this concept--whether it's caged or someone dealing with ED, or just someone who wants to fuck a bottom who needs something of substantial size--there's a lot to be said for straps, once folks get over their fukken egos and insecurities.

Excellent. People really do underestimate the value of a service top who usually can't cum from fucking and how they just get hornier and hornier and keep pounding to exhaustion. Most Doms and tops could stand to experience what it's actually like to get their own ass truly worn out a time or two.

A caged sub with a strap who really knows how to use it is a treasure for bottom Doms, and even for Doms who get an itch they need scratched occasionally. Service tops who aren't gonna nut two minutes in--and who might not be able to cum at all--are a VASTLY underappreciated population.

*sings*

I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON THE RAILROAD,
ALL THE LIV--HEY! WHY AREN'T YOU SINGIN'?!!

If you want me to blow my horn, pupper-kun, you better start making some more noise for me. Otherwise it's extra birthday spankin' for you, ya hear?!!

I hope we get some flowers again this year, even if we don't get fully matured fruits. Go team!

April 1st is pineapple plant moving outside day, and we have the whole squad on the front porch. I gave three of the eight away as gifts, and these are the ones remaining. There's gonna be a a fair amount of repotting late this year, but I'm gonna let them adjust to the outdoors again first.

Experimental septum jewelry day, since they came in the mail. The first is a tusk piece made of black horn, very smooth and slick. The second is coconut palm, with a nice pattern and a bit of texture. 00ga, for the curious.

😁👍 Yer purty, bub.

More babies today! Six of my ten egg sacks have now hatched. Between the long freezes over the winter and these little friendos, I hope to enjoy a horsefly-, deerfly-, yellow jacket- and mosquito-free summer on my back deck.

And they are just so darn CUTE!! 😍😍🥰🥰

Oh, you sweet-talkers... 😝😚😘

Ah, there's a throwback to the full FoxBear sexual demigod era a decade ago, along with my beloved SisterLady, Ms. Tammy. 🥰🥰

Gonna be rainy tomorrow, so cigar time on the deck is today!

Still moving into the new office, but I'm definitely making progress... Having a window is weird, y'all...

Don't share a lot of memes on here, but this one is too good to pass on...

I mean...accurate? 🤣😜😁👍

I give you: Exhibit A.

My weighted plushie of Appa sits on my head and tells me that sometimes, too. 😁👍

And, a pal AI'd that first one. It came with a free sample of Jack Black, I think... 🤣🤣🥰🥰 I love it in any case...

Or, if you prefer the half-orc cleric version?

h/t to @SafetyCub for inspiration of some of the text.

Greetings. May I share with you the glorious history and spiritual ruminations of our Lord Taureon, the Minotaur God? The altar of sacrifice may look a little...unusual with its chains, straps and harnesses, but you'll soon grow to understand... 😈

I've been considering this... I may have questions...

Cross-posting from FarceBlarg. Because why not? I take my wins where I can get 'em.

For context, my stepmom passed last weekend. She hadn't been doing great for several years, so it wasn't really a surprise. I'm mostly okay, just worried for my dad.

Funerals are a terrible reason for gathering with family, but at least we can look alright while we do it. My husband and brothers all clean up pretty decent, yeah?

Indeeeeeeeeeeed. 美味しかった なん やろう なー。。。 (If you can forgive the Kansai-ben.)

I could tell what you meant. You got credit for the thought. 😁👍😘

And while the weather is warm, it's cigar time in shorts that are probably a liiiiiittle too tight... 😅🤣😜