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Panel 1: A man in a blue star trek shirt says "Captain, the planet appears inhabited by a primitive but peaceful species."
Panel 2: A man in a red star trek shirt says "Hmm. Gross"
Panel 3: the red shirt man continues "Let's..go ahead and laser them. Then..strip the planet of..all natrual resources"
Panel 4: Title card reading "Right wing Star Trek"
Note the subtle differences
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is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
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what is a disassembler? a miserable pile of three- and four-character strings
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Is it Wednesday, my dudes
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I got a #vinyl player to use as a prop for my 80s #larp, Sporebound. It came with a free album, so I got Van Halen 1984. Then a coffee shop sold cheap vinyls. Today I bought an Arthur Brown vinyl online.
Now I have to accept I'm a hipster who plays vinyls. We are who we pretend to be.
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There should be a happy mode for your phone where you only get notifications about good stuff. Sorry pal if you want me to see your email you better put good news in it
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Flier for Tom Malinowski giving a town hall about trump and musk on Thursday March 13th and Summit Elks Lodge, about Trump and Mask
Have to wonder if the "What is to be done?" reference is intentional en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is... #uspol #trump #musk #lenin
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
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Patient was stabbed repeatedly.
Doctor spent years restoring patient to health.
Subset of patient’s family were impatient about speed of healing and replaced doctor.
Doctor’s replacement was guy who stabbed patient repeatedly.
Stabbing resumed with greater intensity.
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James bond in Skyfall, jumping from a wrecked train car that immediately collapses, then walking down the train corridor while fixing his suit.
Sometimes old friends say they hope I've been doing well. I am *now*, but I've been heading out of the last few years like
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Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.
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Most of all, it was born so a bunch of rich white landowners could be in charge and no one else could tell them what to do. And it was born on the graves of a lot of poor white people who thought they might get to be those guys someday.
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America was born to ensure the South could keep slavery, as Britian outlawed it. It was born to allow settlers to keep pushing west, to keep pushing Native Americans off their lands, which the British were forbidding.
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I keep seeing posts along the lines of "America wasn't born to crown new kings, but to dethrone them."
America didn't dethrone anyone. You're thinking of Rome, or the French Republic. America left the British empire and then went right back to being their closest ally within a few decades.
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"... I never thought I'd be interested in a clown workshop before."
"It's not all red noses."
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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
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"Leverage points are not all in high office. They are often at economic or communications centers and unless you know this, high office is useless. Even lieutenants can alter our course. Not by changing reports, but by burying unwanted orders."
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i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
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I REALLY wish that more rural Americans understood that so-called DEI grants are often used to do things like bring clean drinking water to rural towns.
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This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages
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Dinosaur comic template
Green Dino: GUYS, I've finally found the best RPG ever!
Green Dino: Vampire the Requiem!
Yellow Dino: But isn't Requiem just Masquerade without the cool stuff?
Green Dino: Hell no! By removing the metaplot, it leaves room for storytellers to actually tell stories, instead of just reading off a novel!
Orange Dino: But I wanna be a Malk!
Green Dino: Then contract Malkavia, dumbass!
Orange Dino: But I'm pissed there are no 1000 year old Elders to tell me what to do!
Green Dino: Be your own hero! Would you rather make your own goals, or wait for Vykos to rip your nuts off?!
Green Dino: BTW, ripping your own nuts off and flinging them at Hardestadt is totally badass! But anyone can do it! Rip off your nuts and throw them at someone ASAP!
In honor of it being 13 years since I received my Dinosaur Comics whiteboard, I recreated my Vampire the Requiem comic in a manner that's actually legible. #rpg #vampire
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