You want a reason to make our future better. Here’s a good one

please always remember that as weird as i may seem on this web site, i am even weirder in real life

Yeah…kinda figured. ✊

imagine discovering a full dinosaur skeleton…super cool, right??!

now imagine that dinosaur skeleton is wearing a jean jacket- hang on a sec i have to catch my breath

🤔 I could bedazzle the heck out of it.

Help who you can.. when you can.. for as long as you can

whenever i am considering posting questionable content, i always ask myself this: “will this upset the four or five followers that actually respect me?”

Nah. Go for it.

A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Dang‼️ All I got was 💐 and 🍫.

🤔…yeah.

Hahaha

JUDGE: no one is above the law

LAWYER: your honor my client has changed his name to No One

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Monopoly money right??

in negotiations to stop the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night, i have agreed to let the spiders continue to crawl into my mouth at night. i will also pay them ten dollars

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Hmmm 🤨

Well. He said ‘please’.

Me: And also do you think when Folsom Prison is at max capacity they call it ‘Fullsom’?

My kidnapper: *crying* Please just go home.

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

In 2011 the late ALAN RICKMAN wrote this letter of advice to his 16yr old self.

But I thought ‘bad’ meant super 😎…..my bad 😬

sorry if this is controversial but i prefer when things are good instead of when they are bad

Far Side comic I'll tell you what this means, Norm-- no size restrictions and Screw the limit.

Just because gallows humor is all I’ve got left.

a large nerd wearing a hooded sweatshirt is in a mirror selfie. guy looks like a kid you may have gone to grade school with but is an adult now and you’re surprised he made it. the sweatshirt he’s wearing is described as “coral” in color (reddish-pink) and it looks oversized and hella (that’s right I said hella) comfy. It has both the famous Jumpman and Flight logo. Paired with that are a pair of jeans (normal dude type jeans), and a pair of red, grey, blue, green Air Max 95s that the nerd designed himself. nerd guy looks somewhat at peace in light of many things

Chemo Day #103
Jumpman Essential
Air Max 95 by William

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