"Thoughts and prayers" was already taken, by the gun lobby.

Huh. I guess we now know where all that surf and turf was served? Not to the troops...

Seeing how Trump reacts when anyone tells him 'no' is how we immediately know he’s a rapist.

What happens when you blow your budget on "surf-n-turf" and you are reduced to serving old shoe leather.

Napoleon is quoted as saying "An army marches on its stomach". This will not end well.

Not tough enough for a girl's school. Do you think you are a shithead?

The dirty little secret of the 2A fellators: it doesn't matter how many guns you have, the government has missiles, and that's a "rock beats scissors" scenario, every time.

Trump’s now deleted image will be resurrected in days. 😏

It was cheaper to produce "Big Brother" and its associated slop, because music videos are expensive. Corporate executives got bills to pay, too, donchaknow?

I lay "The Apprentice" at the feet of the shitheads at MTV that didn't know what the "M" stood for...

Yesterday, a small child hugged me (Twice! The first was insufficient for my new friend!) at a pre-school event I was participating in, which has helped tremendously to restore my faith in humanity.

Blessed be the children.

It's pretty revealing how "Low IQs" is the go-to insult for Donald Trump. He thinks everyone is obsessed with IQ scores in his epistemic gloryhole, which they are not.

It's a stupid person's idea of what a smart person looks like.

Further proof that history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.

Even the most uninformed citizen has a pretty good idea what Netanyahu's objectives are, and always have been, because he's never been shy about it.

What a shocker that Trump did not have a clue.

NEXT: "Why didn't the Democrats DO something?!?"

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Thanks. I can't unhear this now.

#maniacal.laugh

Trump is the toddler lying to our faces about the broken cookie jar, while chocolate is smeared across his face.

Why our fellow citizens are blind to that, and always have been, is a mystery to me.

The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves.

Just like "we can't afford it" (a country that issues its own currency can afford anything it wants), "nothing is left" is a straight up logical fallacy, with the bonus of being a lie.

Immigrants are the fuel that runs this country, and always have been. Miller is promoting cutting off that fuel.

I'm so glad we can now get back to discussing how many times Pedo Don's name is in the Epstein Files.

I had a coworker say: "But, he's up-and-coming in the Republican Party!"

Really? College dropout with $8M golden parachute is perving coeds on college campuses at the ripe young age of (checks notes) 31 when he was killed? Funny way to do "up-and-coming", but that's the Republican Party for you.

"I can generalize."

It's simply horrific to witness the legal advice Trump is given literally fall out of his mouth:

"WH 'counsel': Mr. Trump, you can't specifically target individual Somali-Americans in Minnesota without screwing up your prosecutors' plans, but YOU CAN GENERALIZE!"

Of course, it's so perfectly on brand that Trump would think we are fighting an '80's war.

There isn't a closet deep enough for warmongering treasonous 💩 Lyndsey Graham, but it's the bubble wand that is a bridge too far?

FUN FACT: We can thank Lancet, the "prestigious" journal which published the garbage article, for taking 12 fucking years to retract it. Twelve. Fucking. Years.

Did anyone ask DHS and/or CBP if they were still "testing" drone lasers, loaned to them by DOD?

It should go without saying that you need targets to "test" lasers on, right?

Is there any evidence these drones, which are reportedly beyond the Iranian drone capabilities, are in fact from Iran?

"I don't know about anymore, to be honest with you"

Donald Trump is incapable of being honest with anyone, including himself.

The worst lies are the ones you tell yourself.

Yeah, maybe that's just the tribute Heinlein needs, as the racist and sexist shithead formerly known as the author of some of the greatest works of science fiction.

I'm so conflicted: I really "like" your comment, but I'm not really happy about that "LOL" response from the Heinlein estate...

Lovely, indeed.

The Toddler in Chief lies to our faces about the cookie jar he broke, while chocolate is smeared across his face for all to see.

What I really want to know is if Xitter is paying royalties to the Heinlein estate for its use of "Grok"? I would be shocked if the answer is anything but "LOL".

Heinlein might have died a racist and sexist shithead, but his estate doesn't deserve that: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok

Trump's plan is to force us to tune out, because we can't stand to hear him, not even one more time, blather on about how taking a cognitive test proves he's such a genius.

We're sleepwalking into WWIII.

The ancient scrolls tell us that, in the Before Time, a president's admission that his administration had not considered the obvious likelihood of the war widening when they first attacked Iran would lead to immediate congressional hearings.