If vaccines don't cause autism, then why are there still monkeys?

shit, I was charging my smart watch when I walked to the fridge to get ice cream. Sucks that I won't be credited those steps.

My 2 truths and a lie:
I have seen Jumanji 1
I have seen Jumanji 2
I have seen Jumanji 3

Today's news broke me a bit. Virginia's suicide, judges being arrested, US children being "deported", ActBlue being investigated, and ICE now ignoring the 4th amendment, it was too much for me to handle. I'm grateful for the people who are better than me and fighting.

Do you think Trump's VHS copy of Idiocracy's tracking gets all messed up where he normally pauses it to masterbate?

If I had to see this, so do you

‪Paulf Ompkins or Paul F'ompkins?

True story…👇

but if it's brown I'm suppose to flush it down. I'm so confused

Mike Portnoy Hears Taylor Swift For The First Time YouTube video by Drumeo

What's even worse is, they blindly gave this to a professional drummer (without the drum track) to see what he would play. I think he was a little underwhelmed. His version was much better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHl_...

anyone interested in a thruple? Looking for two people

Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Raitt
Wicked game - Chris Isaak
El Sonidito - Hechizeros Band

Me too. I think that was the high point of the internet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBH8...

That and how the best journalism seems to be done with the least amount of effort

You monkey you left me!

Go Green!

Go Green!

Praise Kier!

Praise Kier!

I've seen a lot of people post FUCK ELON MUSK! I would just like to suggest you don't actually do that. Thanks.

Stop gatekeeping wings! Why the boneless hate?

I'm not sure there is a worst way to die, but "a swollen, infected taint" should be in the discussion.

I've often thought about how crazy it would be if some convenience store really did have excellent sushi. You'd tell anyone who listens, but everyone would think you are crazy. They would deprive themselves of something because of their misconceptions. That is life I suppose.

I am very envious of Dolly's husband

believe in yourself!

I get the joke, but any contact info for the girl on the right would be appreciated. TIA

What a f—king coward.

Kansas, you deserve better!

picture of a marina with the Bay Bridge in the background

Downtown San Francisco