Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

I don’t want to leave Texas, I want Texas to stop sucking so goddamn hard

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”

a quick comic about “lesbian”

You fw fat bitches don't you, Squidward?

despite it all, my boobs bounce when I sit down

Captain Kirk to dispensary. Captain Kirk to dispensary.

Horrifying news: I made an offhand joke in a Reddit comment and now people are using my replies to have a Debate™️

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Merry weedmas, I cannot celebrate today but I got high as shit and watched jojo with my husband yesterday so I feel that counts

they withdrew my state taxes already leaving me almost negative 1k in my bank, any support needed now more than ever

Richie Jerimovich posting on twitter saying: "Been loving clit lately" with Carmy Berzatto reacting to state: "I know your gay ass is lying." Richie Jerimovich responds with: "Name one classic literature book cousin" to which Carmy Berzatto responds with: "Why the fuck are you shortening classic literature to clit"

A black-and-white cat lying on a bed, looking relaxed

Uni is melting

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Emma looking grumpy and putting a dollar in a glass jar labeled “salt jar”

It has been 0️⃣ days since we were unnecessarily salty on the internet

if bsky is gonna be buggy as hell can it least not be BORING & be more like this

the thing about bluesky is that it sucks but a social media site that doesn't work is still better than twitter

Coming out as trans can be scary as fuck, and all of the worst people want us to be so scared that we won’t do it. But we keep doing it anyway because we deserve it, because it’s what is best for us, and because fuck them

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Blank Bluesky feed

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

Bluesky is a good and functioning webbed site

>open bluesky

“Multiple areas of incest attack”

>close bluesky

His flabbers are truly gasted

In order to protect our men, we’ve constructed a labyrinth and trapped Jolene inside it

screen grab from tv news saying “quote from petard victim” up top and “what are you gonna do, hoist me?” below

damn, got ‘em

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”