The last few days have given me a lot of insight as to where I will spend (or, rather, not spend) my hard-earned Forest Service salary.

For the rest of my entire fucking life.

Helllll yeeessssssssssss 🎉🎉🎉

I am one year into my engagement which means I am one year into wedding planning and HONESTLY it baffles me that people choose this as a full-time career.

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

It took him until the second page of the Pax instruction manual to give up and watch YouTube tutorials. I genuinely do feel bad.

A man paints an angled ceiling black

We may have pivoted a bit too far after renting sad gray apartments for so long because our ceiling is now black.

Just sent Ryan upstairs with roughly 30 IKEA boxes weighing about 500 pounds, someone say a prayer for him.

At least it’s finally over. 🥴

🥹🥹🥹

A CycleBar class screenshot reads LAST RIDE STATS EMO ANTHEMS Apr 11 ‘26 • 9:15 AM - 10:00 AM

Shoutout to Max, who went HARD with this spin class theme and fully committed to Alexisonfire, ADTR, TBS, The Used and Bayside instead of just giving us pop punk lite. 🖤🏁🥀 #itwasntaphase

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II.

She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet.

Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

A girl wearing an UnderOath t-shirt

Kudos to this iconic t-shirt, which has somehow survived two decades of closet purges and thrift store donation runs. #itwasntaphase

APOLLO 11 July 20, 1969 ARTEMIS II April 2, 2026 AccuWeather. "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong "I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." - Reid Wiseman

Imagine traveling to the other side of the moon and still having to deal with Microsoft Outlook.

Hell yes frand!!

A husky

📸✨

new fun drinking game: take a shot every time a coworker says, “i’m scared for this fire season”

(please don’t do this. you’ll be teleporting to a waffle house by 10am)

2014 Chelsea Fagan just understood 2014 me in a way nobody else did lol

God I miss peak the millennial Thought Catalog era.

Twitter screenshot from Reddit, there’s a photo of Brady Tkachuk in a fight in front of the boards showing pride night rainbow branding. Original post reads “Brady Tkachuk getting his ass beat on pride night is a win for everyone” and quote tweet reads “New pride flag just dropped”

truly warms the heart

Dude you’re getting there though! I was between 8 and 10 for literally a month before I was finally consistent with 10s! Slow progress is better than no progress.

God they’re so lucky

Hey if ya could all help a girl out and let Big Recreation know that if we lose our public lands, they lose their money — that would be super helpful thank you!

We acquired several Samsung appliances with the purchase of our house, and the fact that there are people who INTENTIONALLY purchase Samsung appliances is unfathomable to me.

Wayside Central throwback, but we’re all sober and on stationary bikes. Fire up, baby.

Nothing makes me feel older than when my spin instructor’s 5:30 a.m. class playlist includes the late 2000s/ early 2010s club jams I went feral to in college. 🥲

Haven’t gotten through the second yet*

You’ll get there! Even doing the first is a FEAT.

A woman holds a husky at a ballpark

Two people hold a husky at a ballpark

A husky looks at a hot dog

A Topo Chico at a ballpark

Wish the Tigers could have had a “W,” but Ochi enjoyed his very first bark in the park down here in Phoenix!

And few bars I miss more than The Bird.

NEWS HIDDEN VALLEY IS LOOKING FOR 4 PEOPLE TO TRAVEL ACROSS EUROPE AND PUT RANCH ON EVERYTHING

Sorry, fire season will have to be rescheduled, I have plans to become a RANCHBASSADOR