Picture of a Kinder Surprise instruction manual advertise the app the little toy can be played

No, we don’t need an app to play a Kinder Surprise toy

Go Ganders!

"Man, this is doing numbers," he says, watching a reel he made about Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau hit 5 likes

Returning to querying and once again reminded that "No thanks" never really stops hurting

Apple Music’s top artists list for 2025 featuring Taylor Swift, Green Day, Carly Rae Jepsen, mxmtoon and Lindsey Stirling

Green Day is still cool and I will fight anyone who disagrees

Any movie can be a mini-series if you're busy enough

Ryan Suter is not dead yet (he probably is) so unless you’re younger than Corey Perry, then Burns is your only guy

Okay, easy part is done (writing the actual frickin novel), now for the hard part (writing all the querying materials)

#amwriting #amquerying

Thanks! Been with this one since last October

It was today 😁

Buzzing because the final words of this WIP will be written either today or tomorrow

That’s right, time to put some hockey into this baseball game

Hey chucklefucks, Halloween is tomorrow night, so maybe leave those fireworks at home tonight

What a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world

Oh man I’m sorry to hear that. Glad that otherwise things are fine

I’m alright mostly, just busy. Work, kids, writing. Hope you’re doing well

lol completely unrelated. I don’t think I’ve been publicly commented on it yet

I live

I am a simple man. I find a candy in my rain jacket pocket. I have no idea where it came from. I eat it. I am content.

Ganders' season opener is tonight, coinciding with the return of #NHL hockey

Taking a stab at another romcom, this one set around Christmas in small town Ontario.

I don't often straight up go to war with a chapter, but I'm reaching the last 15% or so of this novel and I need to get through this section of plot-pushing dialogue and everything just feels too on the nose #amwriting

Heard “Golden” on local radio for the first time and holeeee, what took so long?

Nothing a little KPDH soundtrack can't ease

The chickens came home to roost today. The chickens being my emails and the home being my work inbox

Why do writers insist on making protagonist write for a living, I ask, trying to not look directly at my current MMC #amwriting

Right!? Pretty exciting

Under Sparkling Lights has surpassed 50,000 words today. Really feels like we’re sliding to the conclusion now #amwriting

Note to self: maybe don't give your characters names you are constantly unable to spell

Putting Giddygrouse on the map.