Apparently the answer is no.

Or do the decorative buttons but it’s actually a zipper.

Yup!!!

Of Course Guy Fieri Was Nice to Trump Flavortown is not exactly part of the blue wall.

I’m sad that I can’t support Guy Fieri anymore. *sigh*

Guys can we not do this whole “skeet” and “skeeter” thing. We can just say “post” and “poster”

Let’s agree to not be cringey together ok

I deactivated my threads account already but it turns out you can’t delete your threads account *without also deleting your Instagram account* so maybe just don’t sign up!

Made a new batch of chili crisp/oil. My kitchen smells like fire and oil.

OMG. @theauthorguy.bsky.social just followed me back. I’ve been a HUGE fan since Bloodsucking Fiends came out. I *might* be fan girling a little.

Quote with one of your favorite films that is a huge hit.

hey, remember how they told you that Roe was settled law? remember how they told you to calm down? stay angry. stay fucking angry

Meanwhile, on the Titanic: "Hey everybody, new ghosts!"

Hello BlueSky….let’s see if I use you more than the other blue app.