i hate all social media. all of it. if there's a social media i hate it. i'll be walkin down the street and boom! there's a social media. now, anyone else, they'd be like "ah cool a social media! i'm gonna post a cat photo or ai generated political slop" but me? i go "ah, hate that. really sucks"
i love puttin on the ritz by taco because half of it is pretty normal and the other half is the Freaky Part
there was this really good sandwich place near where i lived. they made incredible sandwiches and cake jars, their italian sandwich had just the right flavors and textures and the peppers were crunchy. they shut down because they were in a bad location and nothing has ever hit the same way since
in seattle god is a trans woman and that's why it drizzles so much there because rain is god's pee but estrogen makes it dribble so that's why the rain is like that it's dribbly trans girl pee from trans god woman
2026 will be the year i put my penis in a deli slicer
excellent news
average supper mario broth apology post: "some asshole told me my posts are too fun and interesting. in the future, i will make my posts less fun and interesting. i hope this is acceptable."
saints row 3 is a masterpiece full of vapid bullshit and cringe reddit humour
i don't like modern pinball machines. "scan your qr code" no. "use button to switch bat-gadgets" i really would rather not. "choose your character" what are you even talking about
how did you get like this. what is your problem
warframe has this special absurd magic that lets both "a captain hunts a ghost ship across the void of space while haunted by the voices of her dead crew" and "apocalypse via boy band" are both plot points that make perfect sense
bloomburrow is the only good mtg set. every other set is just ok
well it was saturated with something
ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜᴏᴜsᴇ, ᴡᴇ KNEEL ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴀɢ ᴀɴᴅ STAND ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏss
stop talking about spORTS STOP LOOK at Boomhauer
Boomhauer
Ketheric Thorm
pee
rip bozo
there's an evil ai doppelganger of the piss robot. what a time to be alive
aaquafarm
these shrimp fresh?
give it a blunt
ew
can everyone shut up for a second? like, stop talking for a second. thanks
the ocean is an untapped frontier of wet salt
saint row ytpmv
