I can feel a musical coming on.

🎶 Your Palantir's connected to your Mandelson. Your Mandelson's connected to your Streeting. Now hear the word of the Lord etc

How convenient to tell yourself that everyone you kill is a terrorist. Worked a treat in Gaza. Who knew so many babies were terrorists?

The UK has regained its position as the fifth largest economy in the world.

I'm sure all the right-wing media will give the Starmer government credit for that.

It's a good job Trump can take a joke. That ability to make fun of himself means he can sleep soundly at night. Never a bad word to say about anyone.

What he lacks in looks he makes up for in racism, bigotry and sheer cruelty. MAGA are powerless to resist.

Trump maintained that the country of origin would pay the tariffs, but the US importer paid them and passed most of the costs on to the American consumer. Now the importer will make more profit, the consumer will remain out of pocket, and the country of origin will be laughing.

Trump tries to remember which country he's going to invade after Cuba. "Greenland? Iceland? Hell, just bomb both of them back to the Stone Age to be on the safe side."

And of course they would never ever have affairs or pay hookers because they’re very moral people.

Not that I support the Tories, but it would be good to see these defectors punished at the polls.

A lot of people around the world don’t think that the US (ie Donald Trump) should have absolute control of the biggest nuclear arsenal.

Acting as the world’s police is more acceptable from a group of nations such as NATO. A single madman acting as judge, jury and executioner is clearly untenable.

Almost the entire world agrees.

“Where’s the Tarantino Bible?”

He’s been telling us for weeks that the Iranian Air Force has been totally destroyed.

Now the completely destroyed Iranian Air Force has ‘gone on to darker runways’. What does that even mean?

He’s like Hitler, Goebbels and Lord Haw Haw rolled into one. Believe nothing he says.

“The President has sole authority to order the use of nuclear weapons. He does not require approval from Congress, the cabinet, or the military. The Secretary of Defense must verify the order, but cannot veto it.”

So we should be grateful that a drunk isn’t allowed to stop a madman?

Has he mentioned which problem his war is solving?

Ticket sales for US World Cup matches have been 'slightly disappointing'.

Trump's Pentagon goons brought up the subject of the Avignon Papacy with the Pope's Ambassador, presumably a veiled threat that he would be forced out of the Vatican. This administration really is out of control, and it won't end well.

Tim Apple, official bearer of gold to Donald President, has stepped down.

You know how forgiving he is. Never one to hold a grudge. He sleeps soundly every night in the sure and certain knowledge that he's made the world a better place just by being himself.

Or maybe he doesn't want to draw attention to the assassination hoax.

And the first thing Farage would do is abolish the TV licence. GB News as the state broadcaster!

This is a party with eight MPs, only four of whom were elected as Reform candidates.

But the BBC has always supported Farage, and portrayed him as a mainstream politician despite his nasty views.

Especially as he has sole authority over decisions to deploy nuclear weapons. Something that seems less unlikely with each passing day of his presidency.

A few minutes looking at YouTube's automatically generated captions suggest that AI may not be as advanced as you think.

I suspect that employers will be quietly rehiring when the current limitations of AI are recognised.

It was a ludicrous appointment in the first place.

At least he isn't claiming ignorance of the tragedy, which is his usual approach.

Interesting what Trump's first question was when he arrived at the hospital after the assassination attempt/photo opportunity: how did it look on TV?

Not "was anyone killed?". But he did use the dead man's clothes as a prop at his next rally.

Shark or electrocution? I'm easy really.

And his fuel policies come from the Flintstones era.

Trump may hate the UK, but it's taking a lot of heat off the man who appears a million times in the Epstein files.

Will the media manage to get their preferred PM in place before Trump starts WWIII?

Paedophiles are running free in America while the British Ambassador had to be removed and now the PM is in peril.

And neither is accused of indulging in paedophilia. Just guilt by association.

Trump sitting at his Presidential occasional table.