Infinite respect to Woke Hoth Guy, who freestyled a two-minute Federalist paper.

Just now noticing? Haha. Contacts. Shortly after I became a dad 8 years ago.

A ★★★★ review of Sovereign (2025) A slow-motion tragedy that eschews catharsis. This R-rated indie drama premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival in June of 2025. The 101-minute story follows a father and his son who identify as "Sovere...

Wrote a ton of movie reviews over on @letterboxd.social today.

Go read some! Here's my thoughts on 2025's #Sovereign, "A slow-motion tragedy that eschews catharsis."

letterboxd.com/jonpaula/fil...

Better late than never!

My New Year's tradition continues with my latest #pfp.

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#avatar #profilepicture #profilepic

I've never ratio'd a YouTube video before...

Better bring back Luke Evans — otherwise, don't bother.

I regret to inform you it's been nearly 28 years 😲😬

It’s 2025 and you can trust a 14-year-old girl to give you better context about Megyn Kelly than the New York Times which gave her a slow-mo photo shoot

I am. For question two.

Again, they are two completely unrelated tasks.

It doesn't. It's just an entirely separate thing. It just wants you to understand the pattern of 1 is A, 2 is B, etc.

Two are two different puzzles / questions. The [ ] underneath are where the test-giver would mark correct or not for each.

No fucking shit. 🙄

I hope this affects a lot of Trump voters.

If he's a "bad guy," why did he appoint him as national security adviser to begin with?

Bluesky is still so small, I feel like I can be more open over here...

So... some good news! I asked my boss for 22% raise yesterday — and he basically approved it on the spot — no pushback at all. Will get it in writing soon 😁

Was the first time in my life I had ever asked for a raise, too. 😆

Yeah, same... poor Bluesky.

Guys.

It's okay to be wrong.

Tripling down on something so stupid and objectively false is childish. I'm not trying to be a pedantic asshole - but like, WORDS HAVE MEANING.

You can't just make shit up.

RFK is sort of a big dumb fucking moron all the time, huh?

That sounds about right! I'm in r/Letterboxd and /BruceSpringsteen a lot too - which, again, very much my lane. Haha.

Oh. It turns out he's just an absolute fucking moron.

90-minutes of screen-time twice a week =/= "child abuse."

Jesus Christ. 🤦‍♂️

My average experience on Reddit... (we're discussing movies)

Me: Being sincere, and possibly oversharing.

Callous 20-something Redditor: weirdly flippant and needlessly cruel?

... why are people like this? And follow-up question: what *did* he mean?! I still don't understand his implication.

You nerds should like this.

My monthly bandwidth (in GBs) for the last decade.

Sharknado 2: The Second One premiered 11 years ago today.

Some of its cameo roles have... not aged well.

a man in a purple suit and top hat talks to a little boy ALT: a man in a purple suit and top hat talks to a little boy

At the end of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Wonka bequeaths his entire candy empire to a small German boy because he "can't go on forever."

Gene Wilder is only 38 in this movie.

Dude got one look at middle-age and was like, "fuck it, I'm out." 😂

Picture of Andre. ANDRE THE GIANT "I don't like to speak badly of people. | have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

anyway

I'm okay with this being one of my claims to fame, lol.

You Put Something Better Inside Me YouTube video by Stealers Wheel - Topic

Everyone knows Stealers Wheel from that iconic scene in Reservoir Dogs with "Stuck in the Middle With You," but on that same, self-titled album is this track...

Maybe a top-50 all-time for me. ♥️Can't believe I only discovered it a couple years ago...

youtu.be/FQEjL4idcCA?...

The Newsroom - America is not the greatest country in the world anymore...(Restricted language) YouTube video by tpratt441

Genuinely asking: what is there to celebrate today?

Yosemite?!

youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk?...

Quick show of hands!

Who else has a 20 year old YouTube channel? ✋️

The American President (1995)

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