Saw a video where a preschooler said "Tomorrow, my parents have a wedding. I'm not invited. They will be drinking alcohol and might trip on me" and it's killing me bc all I can think of is baby Megumi saying this with dad stsg😭 LMAO
I coloured it 😔🫶 #crepus
When he was smaller than mika 🤏🥺
Crepus x Varka
#varcrep
I like to think varka is one of those guys who cant grow a proper beard. But crepus can grow a full bushy beard. but then looks 20 years younger when he does shave it unlike varka. 🤧
Crepus is a tired single dad 😮💨
Varka maybe you should help instead of disappearing on expeditions.
#varcrep
“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually
klk dry humping and edging each other until they're breathless and desperate and whining into each other's mouths send post
my cat(s) looking up at me after leaving spider limbs and lizard tails all over my floor
#lohen #genshinimpact
varka: diluc do forgive me for being so upfront (grabbing shoulders) that you and kaeya are having SAFE SEX?
diluc: O_O
varka: YES?
diluc: y-yes sir
varka:
kaeya, behind varka, a lil further: ●_O
varka: GOOD! i feel reassured. carry on
varka having to adjust his expectations after seeing diluc and kaeya making out behind angel's share
puts into perspective about how long he has been away
also they're really going at it
he should go now
🌱🏛️💦
#Haikaveh #Alhaitham #Kaveh #yaoi #nsfw
A broken clock is still right twice a day
klk dry humping and edging each other until they're breathless and desperate and whining into each other's mouths send post
crying over a rocket
WELCOME HOME ARTEMIS II WE LOVE YOU
I am LIVING for Christina Koch (artemis ii astronaut) being drawn as Hange
This whole mission is making me so emotional. Laika, Challenger, Carroll... The power and passion of human curiosity and love
I'm so sorry :((((
going back to my roots with this but thinking of egg laying kaeya getting egg bound and diluc has to massage his stomach and finger him until the egg pops out of kaeya.... the relief kaeya feels is enough to make him orgasm of course
i cant decide if diluc would fuck him after or if he gives kaeya
worshipful diluc my eternal weakness... sing those bedroom hymns, boy 🛐🛐🛐
Married #luckae, nsfw, home videos
luckae are the type of married couple to
make spicy home videos together just so that they can watch themselves doing it while they have fun in the bedroom...
The home videos they make range a variety of types:
happy mpreg monday!!
in the spirit of easter let's major on the mpr-egg element today. luckae with bird characteristics. kaeya is restless getting ready to lay their eggs soon and diluc might even be worse! constantly torn between staying by kaeya's side and going to fetch yet more for the nest 🥰
I posted "Happy ace Day, give me $20 as your local ace" as a joke and my friend actually venmo'ed me WHAT
1000% agreed. Bite them toes, your majesty!! Thank you for your wisdom!
OH MY QUEEN ORZ
May you have anything you desire!
Your majesty, do you have any wise words to impart on this wonderful day of account-takeover?
mpreg /
kae: oh, luc, come here! put your hand here!
luc: huh? what is it? what's-- (baby kicks)
kae: you feel that? 😊
luc: 🥹 UUUUEUEUEHHHEUUHH
Omg my king Goliat Orz
digital illustration of Odysseus and Diomedes having sex on a red bed, Diomedes pushing Odysseus up against the headboard. Odysseus tells him to slow down. they are in a tent, also red. END ID.
posting this here because I can’t on tumblr, hi
Congratulations 💕
Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.
Confessions of a Ghost writer, a paranormal romance where Kaveh summons a demon into the trunk of his car by mispronouncing song lyrics.
#KetFics
Debut Chapter of Confessions of a Ghost Writer.
Rated Explicit, Updates happen when they happen, will be novel length.
Kaveh is an overburdened trans-masc college student, Alhaitham is a demon summoned into his trunk with kPop lyrics.
archiveofourown.org/works/81594901
On all fours, full fist inside, waiting for Grand Master's cock like a good boy 🫶💕
Full comic out tomorrow on patreon.com/KiraShion !!