“Says the box they were stored in.”

She’s even got the ruined, bite mark covered box in her hands

“…Those were MY RIBS!”

“The statue is pretty and would make a cool decoration next to the Ryoma Lobster Plushie.”

Strange

“Nina, we can put your mom on the fireplace if you want.”

“Happy birthday [The sound of a thousand names said at the exact same time].”

She’s cooking a massive cake

“I sucessfully enacted Cask of Amontillado on Ninian today, so we don’t have to worry about an evil dragon in the castle bringing bad vibes

Now we just have to deal with the uncomfortable vibes Muspell brings

“Rin, I’m cursed to do this. That’s the only explanation.”

“I just have been kinda tired, so I didn’t want to be around when I was about as good as a bump on a log.”

“Hot spring it is.”

With a smile she wraps an arm around Nina and begins to walk in its general direction

“I’ve been wanting to do this for a bit now.”

“Simple. I wanted to try a game with you. Something that’s fun back home.”

ITS GOLF, THATS THE ONLY SPORT SHES GOOD AT!

“Or…we go to the hot springs together?”

“Nope. Just me. But then again…it’s been a while since I’ve been on a date with ya. One where it’s just us.”

There’s a bit of pep in her step. Like she’s been waiting.

“Nope. No Ogling today.”

She’s set up a curtain and a large meal

“We are gonna go on an adventure today.”

“I wish we had a way to do rally races here

I wanna see if Takumi Fire Emblem can match Takumi Initial D. It would be so cool…”

Snargleblagh…hmph? Zzzzzzzzz… -Forde (Sacred Stones)

“This is my Alfonse. There are many like it, but this is all mine says.”

“…Nina, if there’s anything I’ve learned in my time in Askr, it’s that money thrown at you is usually not redeemable in stores.”

THATS WHAT YOU GOT FROM THAT?!

“…Well I do have Fjorm on speed dial at least, and 4 different Tharja’s.”

She’s trying to sink deeper into her coat, like someone would actually cast a spell to do that.

She just quickly swaps between her cocoon and her normal self

“Eve, I’m worried about if another person gets in my body. I never want to subject anyone to that.”

[Silently staring at her with a look that’s halfway to saying something extremely out of pocket]

“I got curious and put up a banner to see just what half my castle identifies as

There’s a LOT of votes for ‘Unknown thing that doesn’t want to be discussed’.”

“That…would fit a lot. Most everyone in my castle’s bisexual.”

“Kiran you are lucky if that’s the case

I had to soundproof every room in the castle. There’s no silence in this place.”

((I made a sci fi character for those that want a more down to earth muse to see

“Oh definitely not. That would be stupid to say. Although there’s the possibility of others with nice tails.”

“…”

She wants to say something but she knows it’s gonna come out hypocritical

“…I mean we do have a ton of people with nice tails already.”

“Thank you for not pointing out I screwed up the bit

But either way, the dams gonna break eventually. I’m just gonna be enjoying what I can without having to think about it.”

She stays silent for a moment and just stares her down, and in an imitation of Peter Griffin begins to talk

“Eve. The horse is here.”

“I dunno man. The golden ears idea would be kinda cute to think of.”

She’s imagining Nina wearing them and blinding half the castle.