He's the April Fool.

A successful launch of Artemis 2 is the best of what America stands for. Godspeed.

My friends and I play nickel ante poker a few times a year. The money is really just a way to keep score and for trash talking rights.

I've gone to Vegas for work multiple times without gambling a dime. I'm not against it per se, but I definitely don't see the appeal.

Jeff Bezos is turning the Washington Post into the world's saddest tax write-off.

I have this crazy notion that we should all mail Legos to the White House, because: a) Grandpa gets into less trouble when he has something to keep his hands busy; and b) Legos are from Denmark. ;)

Last night I watched the Dr. Who episode titled "Dalek." There's a powerful rich guy who doesn't recognize the danger and thinks he can bargain with the Dalek. The rich dude can't understand that there are systems in the world that are not purely transactional, and as a result, many people die.

Now that I have an electric car, every month I get a note from ComEd that my usage is, "trending higher than last year." Yeah. No shit.

I'll personally take sleepy over corrupt 8 days out of 7.

White supremacists are just about the least supreme people I can think of.

CBS is accelerating its own path to irrelevance. They are Howard Johnson's, Sears, and Circuit City. A once-proud empire that set the standard and deteriorated into meaninglessness.

Or every season of The Man in the High Castle.

Remember: Type out "Trump" and put a space at the end.

Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored

This is going to take down people from both parties. And probably a bunch of non-politicians as well. The repercussions will be felt for years to come.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

BREAKING: Trump releases the Epstein files!! #epsteinfiles

I have taken it upon myself to name the Sunday game night my friends and I have hosted since the 1980s Donald Trump Game Night. Also, my car is now the Donald Trump Chevrolet Bolt. And my primary bass guitar is now the Donald Trump Musicman Stingray.

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" is an accurate description, just not in the way he thinks...

Maybe he was only a millionaire...

Soccer organization gives little boy a "peace prize." That should shut him up for a few hours.

Screaming into the abyss doesn't even give you the satisfaction of a good echo.

I saw the workshop version two years ago and the full production twice. One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on stage. Energy was through the roof. I assume the show will go up in other cities, but it would be phenomenal to have a soundtrack album of you with this cast. Just sayin’. :)

I did NOT have MTG resigns on my bingo card.

If she does that she'll sue her plastic surgeon.

Official CDC statement blaming Democrats for shutdown, followed by pithy response.

That's fascinating, but I suspect that if his alcoholism and complete lack of qualifications didn't stand in the way of his becoming Secretary of Defense, some academic anomalies aren't going to make any impact at all.

Pope meets with JD Vance, then dies. Film at 11.

The great thing about fighting back against this stuff is that if you end up losing anyway you get the same outcome you’d have gotten from complying but you don’t have to fucking hate yourself too.

I'm not saying Trump is a Russian asset codenamed Krasnov; I'm just asking that if he was, what would he do differently?

Trump is turning his shitbag eyeball on the Smithsonian next. Apparently the truth makes us white people feel bad, so he's gonna have one of our greatest national treasures tell us a bedtime story about how racism isn't real and no one was ever exploited in the name of American advancement.