Um… Friendly?

The great blackout of ‘25

America is having a Sophie’s choice between the enemy of my enemy at the moment.

Let's just make it to Friday.

A picture of Vladimir Putin holding his phone

“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”

A prism diagram showing a beam of light split into a rainbow spectrum. White beam labeled "all the joy and horror of modernity" prism labeled "one tired guy" rainbow labeled "excellent corporate videos"

Some days it feels like

#tesla #Teslatakedown #Teslatakeover

Solid argument. I'm in..

Just saved a ton of money cutting cable… and subscribing to twelve streaming services. I think.

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I need a Rob Zombie cover of Expresso stat!

I’m confused for a few reasons...

Whoever invented pizza should have been canonized.

Happy New Year!

So, that was Christmas.

I can't decide which AI to use... can't they just start fighting already. I'll go with the winner.

I'm already over 2025.

logging on

If we learned anything from Donald’s first four years… not too many underlings made it out unscathed. I can’t imagine anything less for this go around.

That Netflix fight was certainly a spectacle no one won, we all just lost a bit of dignity.

I think the best course of action is to take a four year news sabbatical. Not idea, but might be necessary for mental health.

Let's end the grift tonight!
#nov5th

I’m not sure how kids in the 80’s, that didn’t play Tetris, survive in the real world.

Being a glasses wearer… I’ve never seen a more slappable pair.

Ohtani is a machine.

Square Butts Burger King Music Video with SpongeBob Square Pants YouTube video by jackiejo977

Advertising used to be fun. What happened?

I had Tabasco Soy Sauce in Japan once… I’ve been chasing that high ever since.