This afternoon I left my phone at home and went to the beach with a book about nuns and a Chelsea bun and it was A++ do recommend 🌞

Omg a literal jar of Nutella just floated across the screen in zero g

NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast) YouTube video by NASA

About 17 minutes until humans go further away from earth than they've ever been before

Easter biscuits (roundish biscuits with currants in) on a cooling rack.

Happy Easter from me and the Easter biscuits! 🐰

I love this book!!

luo wenzhou and fei du have consented to sex. luo yiguo HAS NOT

i have no idea why im like this #默读

The moon is so bright tonight! You've got visitors coming your way, friend 🌝

As long as it stays there!!

Storm Dave to target UK with wind, rain and snow forecast for Easter weekend Damage and travel disruption are likely in the north of the UK with a Met Office named storm expected to sweep through on Saturday.

NOT NOW DAVE

Did not read any of these, started rereading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell instead 😅

Eurovision Song Contest launches first-ever Asia edition Broadcasters from 10 countries, including South Korea and the Philippines, will be taking part.

This is gonna be so fun

Those Sainsbury's self checkouts are too close together when you're me and like to wave your arms around 😭

In peak British news, I accidentally punched someone in Sainsbury's while gesturing wildly at the checkout and *she* apologised to *me*

Twice Jihyo absolutely SLAYING in a crystaled out white top

Need to remind myself that she does, in fact, EXIST. This picture is REAL!!!!!

#twice #jihyo

We went to the Seabrook crisps factory - never has there been a better day 🥔🥔🥔

My best friend's dog (who already enjoys trying to bite my toes) is going to go haywire 😭

I bought some sage & rosemary soap and have just now realised I'm going to smell like a roast chicken 🍗

Just raced another jogger and won (the other jogger did not know we were in a race 🏃‍♀️)

Does dancing to Shakira while waving a large union flag count 😆

Same to you! We have a sound system and I've spent most of the morning dancing with my flag to Shakira and Daddy Yankee 😄

I'm on strike today for the first time ever! Essential picket supplies: a thermos and a pack of hot cross buns 🍵💪

Being glutinous is a side-effect 😁

I just finished it!! 😍😭🏒🤤😳🍑🥰🏳️‍🌈🥹😍

real feminism is, and I cannot stress this enough, when women are free to be insane perverts

Yeah, I love that there's quite a bit of Russian in it and they know people will be happy to read subs

Like actual fic onscreen 😍

Months behind everyone else I'm finally watching heated rivalry and they... really did luck out with the chemistry between these two huh holy shit 🔥

I'm assuming the Alhambra? Enjoy! (Also, top floor of the new Darley Street Market is a good place for food now)

A well-preserved Roman leather shoe with elaborate cutout patterns. The design features a high ankle and open section

An adorable #Roman shoe, made for a #baby too young to walk. The shoe imitates the footwear of Roman soldiers (caligae). The cut-out design would have shown off the kid’s socks!

From Bordeaux, dating 1st/2nd AD.

📷 Bordeaux, Musée d’Aquitaine

🏺 #archaeology

I am going to be INCREDIBLY DARING tonight and go to bed without a hot water bottle 🥺