I know I am, but holding out for the right opportunity. Such a long wait.

NO PRIDE WITHOUT LESBIAN PRIDE.

To celebrate Earth Day, post a pic of yourself on Earth!
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#EarthDay

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

Tom Lehrer - I got it from Agnes | SUB ITA YouTube video by Comedy Bay

Reminded me of this song...
youtu.be/R6qFG0uop9k?...

Basil sleeping in my lap.

Basil sleeps in my lap.

Don't know if you have them in your area but At Home is a great place for outdoor lighting and stuff.

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

A Florida county tried to quietly hand over a public warehouse for a massive ICE detention center at just $1,000 a year. What local residents did to stop them will give you chills. This is exactly how the resistance wins... 🛑👇 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-is-l...

In a nutshell. 😊

"EXACTLY: As news emerges Kash is frequently drunk, #Iran 🇮🇷 posted this video mocking Pete #Hegseth. “What shall we do with a drunken sailor.” These clowns launched an illegal #war. Share widely!"

substack.com/@rawstory/no...

The pen i sin in my mouth?

3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

Trump, Vance, Rubio, Miller, Hegseth, etc. are all war criminals.

Where did you get the socks?

You win D&D when everyone wants to come back for the next game.

Fairly certain it's "poh-kay".

I dont think I've seen it

I was tempted to mute or block you as soon as I read your post but I read through and realized that you are right. It does seem to imply misappropriation of funds without any actual support of whether or not that happened. Thanks for helping me see something like this for what it actually was.

Congratulations Tom Steyer for receiving the most highly coveted endorsement a California Democrat could hope for.

Basil's DNA results: 37.6% Great Pyrenees, 28.2% Siberian husky, 12.4% Labrador retriever, and then a few others

I'm worried about the first entry only because those tend to be very large dogs. We were told that she would be at most a medium sized dog.

Selfie with Basil asleep in my lap

Selfie with Basil playing outside.

Basil with her ball

Basil looking at her ball.

Love our Basil.

Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.

Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

Yet another perfect Democratic talking point. Republican party believes that if you've lost your insurance due to their cutbacks that you are illegal. Regardless of whether you're an American or not or whether you're Republican or Democrat.

My bluesky engagement strategy.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I don't care who you are or what your politics is this was funny. Today's winner of the internet is......