A La piscine

Apologies, dear Gwendolyn, but it would appear as though upon further reflection I must confess myself to be thusly guilty - I am merely a lowly hollaback girl. I accept the justice of my punishment.

In the words of iconoclast Britney Spears, “it’s been a while…”

giving your voodoo doll a shoulder massage and washing its hair

DERPY PET THREAD

DERPY PET THREAD

DERPY PET THREAD

DERPY PET THREAD

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Ah yes, must be Friday

Mornings ❤️

2019⏩️2024

Critical Key Talking Points from November:

We came last night and it was perfection. So glad we made it all the way from Dallas by way of Orlando!!

Try and check out little five points if you have the time - Junkmans Daughter is a great shop with unique “Atlanta” stuff!

I made the rash and yes, risky, choice to try my hand at carrot soufflé this year and I am reminded that very little is made less by turning it into a casserole.

I saved up my allowance for 2 months and I got the dual-disc box set from Costco and wore it out using my neon green boombox. A simpler time.

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Seeing wicket tonight

They’re about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2024. In quantities of 250 only and for a price that is either remarkably cheap or remarkably expensive.

2 pics with your better half 🥹

Then & Now

Afternoon cuddles with Elsie bean ❤️

Missing Greece 😔

Okay but THIS character??? This WOMAN?? Truly the Mother of the Mothering Cinematic Universe. If you know, you know. And if you don’t, you better figure it out honey!!!!

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s walk into a room and overuse the word y’all in a borderline-inelegant context but in a way that’s ultimately so cute that it’s forgivable.

Why does it feel so vulnerable to send your designated meme friend something not meme-related? I’m over here sending random Zillow listings like “not to be real for a second 🫣”

Why is the sun beginning to set before 2PM??????? With whom can I speak regarding this issue?? Is there a customer service representative I can talk to?? The people need answers!!!! Send text.

Self-Help Thursday ☺️

Finally have my Vyvanse prescription after my CVS being out for two weeks 😭

Dragon Con 2019

Dragon Con 2021

Dragon Con 2022

Cosplay photodump time - Dragon Con 2023

We hosted Friendsgiving and had just enough room for Zara to sit with us. 10/10 no notes.