TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!

TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!

*SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK*

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥

𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

hooray screen time

i luv milkshake

also btw i saw dan and phil last night :D

i’ve been doom scrolling more on twitter but have been barely posting on either 😭😭

sorry i’ve been neglecting this app, it’s not the only thing i’ve been neglecting 🤩

eating a crab rangoon on the drive home from picking up chinese food as a lil reward

i need to change my hair NOWW

retweet if you were here before awsten knight

i need yall to PLEASE manifest for me because rn i am STRESSING

i made a parxie starter pack, i know im missing SO many people but had to go off what i could find!!! go.bsky.app/7Scw3Et

good morning darlin <3

oh that is just precious

lemme put yall on this

my posts here are already getting more likes than my tweets LETS FUCKIN GO

good morning divas

yes definitely!!!

i miss our gloum boys 😔

if I’M awsten knight, and YOU’RE awsten knight, then who the hell is driving the bus?!?!

hey did you guys know i miss waterparks?

hello!

hey guys what’s up it’s awsten knight hey tell me whatcha want me to sayyyy

stock image of a woman wearing a white t shirt with the words i survived the great parx twitter migration of twenty twenty four

CLAIM YOUR T-SHIRTS

in case yall don’t know me i made these for waterparks’s previous 2 tours and i am very proud of them and will never stop talking about them

it’s gonna be so hard to get my algorithm back holy shit

hello parxies

calico cat peeking out from a table

hello there