You can do more, if you're careful.

Well, most of the effects are not detrimental (extra girlfriends, etc), but tell your friend not to operate heavy machinery while under the influence of lesbians.

A detail of an old painting of a woman in a skimpy top. Overlaid text reads: STOP! Have you been thinking about LESBIANS? Gay scientists recommend doing so approximately every 10 minutes.

Stop! Lesbian time!

A pulp style picture of a hot lady in an electric chair. Overlaid text reads: When I'm CHARGED with LESBIAN CRIMES! Well, if loving a lady is wrong, you might as well throw away the key.

My girlfriends Daphne and Jean came up with this one. I don't really understand because "When I'm charged with lesbian crimes!" is just the start of a sentence. Then what? Also, I don't want people to think I support capital punishment. (For anything, but particularly lesbianism.)

Well, I'm still pretty new at it. I'm not ready to call myself a professional yet.

An old picture of two women beheading a man. Overlaid text reads: YES! Women can have hobbies! DON'T LIKE THIS HOBBY? THEN DON'T BE A DICK! (I don't really hate men but they can be quite annoying)

Women can have hobbies. I like yoga, wine, and lesbianism, for example.

Donate to Help Vyria pay for her surgery, organized by Victoria A I am raising money for my girlfriend Vyria so that she can finally get bottom surgery (vagin… Victoria A needs your support for Help Vyria pay for her surgery

You know what's cooler than a cool mall? that's right donating to my girlfriend's gfm gofund.me/322e2e76

It's fine, yes. Sorrel makes it bearable!

An old painting of a woman reclining regally. Overlaid text says: The only bad thing about being a LESBIAN are all the times when you've got to do things other than LESBIANISM like chores

The problem with being a lesbian...

Old painting of nymphs nymphing about. Overlaid text says: Looking for a job... CAN I BE A NYMPH PLEASE? (WATER OR FOREST IS FINE) My friends aгe happy to provide testimonials!

Back when I was looking for a job. (Now I've got a job, I still want to be a nymph!)

An old painting of a woman in an orange dress, sleeping. Overlaid text reads: Shhh... Don't wake me I'm dreaming of lesbians

Shhh....

An old picture of a circle of nymphs frolicing in the sea. Overlaid text reads: Sometimes girls get with their friends and just want to FROLIC Why not frolic with your friends today?

Sorry about the F-word!

Painting of women at the ye olde market. Overlaid text reads: Dear Mister President, Please introduce a STIPEND for lesbians We are too busy thinking about MILFs to do any WORK!!!

Joe's got a couple of months to implement my policy suggestion. I don't think the next lout will.

Yes! That absolutely counts!

An old painting of two regency(?) women talking. Overlaid text reads: THINKING ABOUT WOMEN? GOOD! Why not think about: ❤️ Kissing them? ❤️ Licking them? ❤️ Biting them? ❤️ [unreadable] with them?

Have *you* done this hour's "thinking about women" yet?

Not keen on spiders. When I spot one, I have to get Daphne to put them outside! So probably not for me!

Whitenlotus flower with a dragonfly perched on a lotus bud and big green lotus leaves all around

Wishing you peace 🪷

An old painting of a woman dipping her toe into a stream. Text overlaid reads: THINKING OF DIPPING YOUR TOE IN LESBIANISM? CONSIDER DIVING Instead

Hint for those considering joining the exciting world of lesbianism...

An old painting of a young lady reading a book. Overlaid text reads: Butches, Femmes, Tops & Bottoms LESBIANS ARE DIFFICULT BUT I just want to kiss them (unreadable)

Lesbians are difficult!

An old painting of two women kissing against a tree. Overlaid text says: Consider - LESBIANS KISSING Remember: MILFS are for Lesbians...

Some important advice:

An old painting of two women, kissing. Overlaid text reads: Enough about MILFs (Mothers I'd Like to Fornicate with) what about FILFs? (Friends I'd Like to be Friendly with)

What about FILFs?
(Not Fathers, yuck)

Donate to Help Vyria pay for her surgery, organized by Victoria A I am raising money for my girlfriend Vyria so that she can finally get bottom surgery (vagin… Victoria A needs your support for Help Vyria pay for her surgery

www.gofundme.com/f/help-vyria... Hey all I have some urgency on this now due to recent events and I really need to get this funded to about 15k at least by January (ideally sooner than that if it all possible) This is vital for me not only getting the surgery but staying safe out of the USA

Old painting of a couple in conversation. Overlaid text reads Are you a MAN? Do you fancy MILFs? UNACCEPTABLE MILFS ARE FOR LESBIANS!

This was the point when I worked out the important thing about MILFs!

A frieze showing women. Text in front says; Thinking of MILFing it up? DON'T Don't Fornicate with Mothers you like!!! Consider your other options in the MILx community: MILE...Encourage MILD...Defend MILL...Laud MILK...Kiss

I tried to educate people!

An image of a sculpture of a seated woman. Text reads: Update your lesbicon* MILKy mommies (Mothers I'd Like to Kiss Mommies) replaces MILF democratically... [Inset vote results] Just MILKs is clear - 27% MILKy Mothers (formal) - 11% [Highlighted] MILKy Mommies (casual) - 58% don't like mothers - 4% * lesbian lexicon

Remember when democracy was useful:

Image of a sculpture, a woman, with kisses on brow, cheek and lips. Text reads: Got MILK Mothers I would Like to Kiss the modern and chaste alternative to the MILF The kisses are labeled: Brow - acquaintance Cheek - friend Lips - spouse, good neighbor

This was my attempt to come up with an alternative to MILF. It was not fully successful; you people like fornicating too much.

Not sure I know what 'jilling off' is, but make sure you stay hydrated.

A classical painting of a woman in a chariot. Text reads: "MILFs (Mothers I would Like to Fornicate with...) NO, Don't do that... WE ARE WAY TOO TIRED"

According to Daphne and Erica, all the cool kids have moved here, probably because that other place is getting a bit too full of bad men.
Daphne has suggested I post some of my old posters while I get the hang of things, so here's my first.