3D Render. 4 Panel comic.
Panel 1.
Krystal, a dark-haired young woman with tattoos, wearing a yellow top and jean shorts, kneels at the foot of her bed, sliding a shoebox out from under it.
She says "Rise and shine, my little shoebox babes! I have good news! Well, good AND bad. Mostly good."
Panel 2.
Krystal lifts the lid off the box, letting light pour in over two tiny shrunken men who find their peace suddenly disturbed.
Krystal continues to talk to them, saying "Heyyy, guys. The good news is, I have a way to return you to your normal size! Very exciting, right? I know how homesick you boys are."
Panel 3.
Seen from behind the two tiny men, Krystal looks down at them with her hands on her face with an expression of concern.
She continues "But... oh no. The BAD news. You guys, there's TWO of you... and The Machine only has enough juice to fix ONE of you. Aww shucks."
Panel 4.
Krystal pins a plastic cocktail sabre into the floor of the shoebox, between the two tiny men who watch with confusion.
Krystal says "I know it's a bummer, but... Silver linings. I nabbed this cute little cocktail sabre at the club. It's SO sharp! I thought I might leave it right here... while you boys discuss which of you deserves to go home more."
3D render.
Seen from behind the tiny men again, Krystal looms over the box as the pair sit in quiet anguish.
Krystal, now holding a camera, says "Anyway. Talk amongst yourselves. Pretend I'm not even here."
CW Implied cruelty, implied violence, Krystal
The winner, of course, found out the hard way that, with Krystal, there are only losers.