I'M UGLY, AND I'M PROUD!!!

no i think i'm better than the guy who carried drone strikes in libya

how was the boning

a cartoon character in a red and white suit ALT: a cartoon character in a red and white suit

they're running me over with a combine thresher tomorrow

the alien in question:

the second amendment was included for this exact purpose

we need season 2 desperately so you can get more content

did my dog ghost write this

kill him.

"anyone who isn't in support of donald trump hates america" yeah and what about it

man, skylanders really took an unexpected turn

One of my earlier bad keyboards (June 2023), the ShiftKeyBoard!

It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.

It's time for me to evolve...

*looks over at my incoming collection of charlie morningstar merch* erm...

id call you weak but...

as an autistic person i give you full rights to call elon musk the r word

my anti-oscar gripe is that you couldn't pay me to care about them. as long as i like a movie i don't care if it wins an award, it's already won me

CUSTOMER SERVICE: is there anything else i can do for you

ME: you’ve been very helpful, can i have your name

CS: sure, it’s janice

JANICE: thank you

: you’re welcome

i mean my reaction was mostly "who?" and then i moved on with my day

triple dipper is god's gift to my fat ass

that's already the case

It's a small price to pay.

was it a free willy

burger denotes the meat within, not the bun

go smash crates and furniture like the rest of us did you broke ass

@artesia.bsky.social he's being weird again spray him with the hose

This is journalism.

superman isn't real....?

any bad movie instantly becomes good when willem dafoe is in the cast