Dungeon on the inside

Art of a hermit crab using a dented can of jalapeno peppers for a shell.

Critter - #repostyourart

he’s literally right behind you luigi, you absolute rube

Happy Mother 3 20th 🌎

working from home

Guys is it gay if I don’t instinctually hate and fear the young?

what the fuck is happening

g evening who wants to go eat dirt

These days people are always like "We need a liberal/progressive vision of masculinity to sell to young men". No we don't. The idea that there's some core set of attributes that all men should have by virtue of being men is fundamentally conservative. More gender will not defeat gender policing.

Forbes Prediction Market Gamefies Story About Mass Shooting of 8 Children In another sign that the depravity economy has no bottom, Forbes published a story about a Louisiana man that killed 8 children over the weekend containing a box that asked readers to predict whether ...

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people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

hello everyone, this is my son, ⚠Invalid Handle

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

20 years later, Nintendo's weird RPG Mother 3 remains the greatest game never sold Mother 3, the sequel to Earthbound, came out 20 years ago today--but not in America, where it's never been released.

Nintendo released Mother 3, the sequel to Earthbound, 20 years ago today--but not in America, where it's still never been officially released. www.avclub.com/mother-3-rel...

a picture of a small tired looking kitten with the caption “Baby.”

yes

a photo of the Japanese blue PS2 (not my photo)

I want a laptop in the exact colour of our old aqua blue JP PS2:

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

@politicalawake I think Pragmata has the potential to become the start of a cultural shift within the gaming industry. The Post Woke era is here

These dorks are gonna lose it when they find out Diana is voiced by a black woman

CARTOON/SMASH.GIF

Hungary must arrest Netanyahu if he visits, Magyar says Israeli PM Netanyahu, wanted by the International Criminal Court, is due to visit Hungary later this year.

Hungary’s Prime Minister-elect Péter Magyar said today that his country must take Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu into custody if he enters Hungarian territory while wanted by the International Criminal Court.

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Paul Verhoeven wept

Rusty little toad in green foliage

Gorgeous little rusty American Toad called Lucy. Never saw one like this. A season of fly mange-ing to go Jabba the Hutt

Snapchat Engineer: "We've added all features you requested to make the wearer look as much like a pervert as possible."

Snapchat CEO: "I still think we need the external speakers broadcasting 'Epstein was right' every 5 seconds."

We roll back to see how it all happened, a chunky wizard with a big white spiky beard and a nose of an alcoholic chucks a couple of vials into his green cauldron full of sticky neon green ooze, inhaling the fumes while trying to perfect his meth formula. Shit goes sideways and the concoction explodes, sending one of his gloves into the green ooze and another out the window, while the wizard himself falls through the wooden floor and ironically turns into the crystal meth he once strived to smoke.

The game reveals its anti-drugs message, showing that the glove that fell into the not-yet-crystal crystal meth turned into Cross-Stitch, a bloated green and evil anthropomorphic glove with evil red eyes and its mouth stitched together so he can never express his true feelings with words, turning instead into villainy.

Glover visits the Wizard's basement full of giant green meth crystals, where the Wizard himself has turned into a crystalline statue that now serves as a gruesome fountain where water flows out of his missing hands, like blood would flow if he wasn't frozen and put in a children's game.

Cross-Stitch's evil druglord influence turns a whale, a crab and a goldfish into tweaky monstrosities, arranged on top of one another like a living totem of the dangers of narcotics abuse. This is your brain. This is your brain on Glover.

Glover (N64) (1998)

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A magical white Mickey Mouse glove with eyes bounces a stripy red and yellow ball across multiple purple checkered platforms, crossing a big Roman bath house while collecting similarly red and yellow Garibs, magic cards or tickets or whatnot, the main collectibles in the game. There's a weirdly pale and fleshy fish that jumps out of the water from time to time, with spiky back fins, a big underbite, tusky teeth and big gorgeous eyes you can loose yourself into.

Glover drinks a vial of piss (shown on the left of the UI) and becomes super fast, able to roll on top of the bouncy ball as he's crossing a strong water current with ease, piss-easy if you will.

A wonderful golden sunset in a new pirate-themed world with Glover bouncing his ball (singular) like a basketball while contemplating on how to climb this lighthouse in the middle of the stone brick platform, with a couple of creeps, mainly a sentient saber and a similarly sentient treasure chest, although you could just call that a mimic, it's just that this one ain't pretending and shows its angry face plainly to see.

Glover finds himself in a colorful circus world, standing on a bright orange platform with some purple, yellow and green arrows, stars and stripes adorning the level with a tall blue chicken leisurely juggling its eggs and throwing them at Glover, the implications of said chicken's actions being too gruesome to contemplate on.

Glover (N64) (1998)

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