My eyes are up here.

Or, rather, to misquote. But that’s just my opinion.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

I’m ample enough.

I can’t refuse.

@mattleys.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.

I’m sure Donald Trump could’ve told Keir Starmer about Peter Mandelson.

If the past really is a foreign country I’m surprised so many right-wingers want to live there.

I pull out all the stops.

I’ve played that organ many a time. My fingering is exceptional.

Max von Sydow stands under a street lamp as he prepares to confront a demon

As Donald Trump begins to read Bible verses from the Oval Office, a visitor arrives at the White House

I’m a man of the cloth.

Hands across the water.

I am the handy man’s handyman.

With pleasure.

I’ll plug those holes.

I can tighten your nuts.

I’m hands on.

You look good in the swimwear, but your pipework leaves a lot to be desired

‘Paedbros’ might be more accurate.

Have you done something different to your hair?

Wide open.

Don the con with a microphone in front of his meat and two veg.

Talking bollocks

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’ve got a flash sale on again.

Grandpa Munster holds a press conference

The Trumpoline.

The Bishop

A papal representative on his way to meet the US president

Jesus H. Combover

Vance visits his curse upon Orban.

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays

These are excellent. Highly recommended.