You must REALLY hate me to block me on a platform I use once every 3-4 months 🌚 you okay girl? Do you need a cookie?

GAYYYYYYY

I asked her for forever and she said yes 🤍✨

Mojo dojo casa 😂 I go to Reddit occasionally but mostly when I get the email digest of things I might like. Do you have any subreddit scrolling suggestions?

Alexa, play So High School by Taylor Swift

I’ve got dreams again… 🎶

“I learned so much from you” (complimentary) has to be one of life’s best sentences to hear

I’d like to try using it more but it’s been a hard habit to break 🥲

I cannot stand scrolling on the bird app. It’s nothing but nastiness. AND YET this one is so dull 😩 help

I love the morning after I sleep somewhere else because it’s so clear my boyfriend missed me and cuddled my pillow in my absence. It’s so fkn sweet I cannot

Don’t forget to worship the gods and goddesses (do your skincare routine)

Ever get so angry it feels like thunderstorms rolling underneath your skin? Because that’s where I’m at.

$128 at the post office later… supporting the guys in blue I guess

Don’t worry everyone I was in the field at 9:30 this morning and I don’t want to go back to my desk. I’m making up for it 😂

I’m so spoiled. I spent my whole day at my desk and I’m over here feeling lack.

Hi I’m trying to secure my kids’ futures by aggressively paying off debt - buy a tarot card reading from me?

V-Day weekend specials:

Have you ever been in a bad mood for no reason and you’re just like “what the hell is my problem?” Because that’s me today

Hey Bluesky! May asked me for forever and I said YES!

I’d give anything (except my meds, the actual thing causing this) to sleep at night again. Instead I’m up wondering how mad my kids would be if I got a tortoise and had to be responsible for him after I die.

Eeek yay!! It’s $55 🤍 you still have my Venmo I assume?

Sitting down to do my outstanding new year tarot readings tonight. Lmk if you want one 🤍✨

Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech?

We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!

Forgot about this app for a second

I told Charlie I was going to have a new last name, trying to gauge how he felt about not sharing one. He told me “I’m going to change my name too!”
“Oh yeah? Do you want to match Mommy?”
“No! My last name is going to be… stinky fart!”

Boys 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

I love having my last name back on my socials. I can only imagine how it’s going to feel to make it legal again 🤩

What a weird beautiful life.

I totally fucked up and didn’t take time off for my hair tomorrow, so I told my boss. I told her “I’m not going to lie to you, this appointment is for my hair. As a fellow blonde -even though mine is fake- I hope you understand” she said she does and to go ahead and get it done 😂

Okay you know I live with my partners and additional child - you’ve met them - so if you address your Christmas card just to me and Charlie? It’s going in the trash.

Maybe it’s just me but the amount of “flash mobs” I see suggested when I search any variation of “proposal ideas” is a little weird. Who really wants that 🌚

This morning 🩷