The Templar Hotel, Leeds. A history

"I think it was blessed are the pacemakers"

Matt is apparently furious because the police didn't use ChatGPT to help in the investigation

"Just when you thought ex-Duchess couldn't sink any lower"

It hasn't happened for me yet

"You can wish me a Happy New Year and let a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned but I ain't spending any time on it because the Russians tried to abolish Christmas"

Victorian post box Bessingby Road, Bridlington, East Riding

Victorian post box, Bridlington

WE WANT ARE COUNTRY BACK

"I once argued that I couldn't be a racist because Bernard Manning was on the tv in the 70s"

"Right, Ian, just say you can't remember saying all those things but if you did, you didn't mean them in a hurtful or insulting way"

Jonathan Gullis realising he isn't going to get one of Lee Anderson's legendary 30p Christmas dinners

Can't be too careful

Chief Inspector Farage has come up with a foolproof method for detecting bad apples in Reform

"You racially abused children, PC Savage!"

"Yes but it was never meant in a hurtful or insulting way, Sir"

"Yes, apparently he was, though I always thought he was Russian Orthodox"

"Khaaaaaan!"

Blending raising money and relocating to Brazil, Ronnie Biggs makes deal with Royal Mail train

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

"Will you look at that ceiling!"

"Dad, please ..."

"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob"

"He's wearing two poppies!"

🎵Baby! Where the hell is your poppy? 🎵

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

Grok imagine prompt:

She smiles and says "I will always love you"

"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy"