I mean your width cannot be overstated 😮‍💨

I try not to just repost twitter content on bsky but sometimes I look really fat and everyone deserves to see it

I’ve been wearing this too small 4XL button up like a house dress and loving it tbh

oh we can tell, fatty

this soft lower belly fat is becoming quite convenient to grab tbh

babe, preeeeeach!!

I endorse this message

thought I’d check my weight at the gym, it’s been a minute since I’ve been here… 😅

great googly moogly 🥵🤯

wait what podcast?!

i have a feeling I know where all this chocolate milk is going

we can tell… 👀

but you were 275 October 2024!

that’s 125 lbs in 1 year by my count 🤯

pov I’m helping my twink off the floor after he fell to his knees to worship me ://///

do you gain a pound a day bc holy shit

*insert your face here*

looks like you’ve been doing this a lot recently 😈

thank you!!!

well damn!!!

thank you!! that scale was working hard figuring that one out big guy

oh he’s heavy alright!

yesssssss damn, big boy!!!

it’s my birthday!! 🎁 and that means it’s time to weigh in

as a card-carrying scale kink member of society, I ask for one thing on my birthday: weigh-in videos from my followers in my replies (regardless of size!) 🎉🥳

I’ll start 😌

about 30 minutes

one of the rare times I look at myself and go “wait lol I’m huge??”

there’s something so stirring about seeing a giant man so proud of his giant body 😮‍💨😅🫠🤤😍

i guess i was hungry

holy shit you look bigger than ever

now you’re just flattering me