It will be Doc Rivers

Going to a D3 school makes coming up with a number difficult. I could really needle the Beloit College alumni association but who cares

Wasted

That’s June in the best case

Beetroot on everything there

[Forbidden] Shrimpwatch in Pittsburgh

Methdovers

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

Canceled (for now)

Milwaukee shrimp alert

I was already heading to the Field Museum next month. Now I get to point at and mock this fraud.

Oh nooo…toilet

“Yes!”
“Can we avoid it?”
“No”

Wise

donovan the intergalactic laxative YouTube video by bettyswollex

Now more than ever

JEEEZ

Here at Google Cloud we endroughtened a small village to definitely determine that Turk Wendell lowered his career ERA by 0.326 by brushing his teeth in the dugout

Disrespectful to Kobe

Christina Hendricks spinning Spiritualized is canonically how the Sirens tried to lure Odysseus

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

👀Cubs?

Good name, though

Welp

PBS show titled Raptors: A Fistful of Daggers

This title goes hard.

@turbohoodie.com sorry man

Industry was too reminiscent of work to begin with then someone worked themselves to death in the first episode. So we didn’t continue.

MLB.TV has a lot of nerve including Youppi in their mascot race. Where did Youppi go, MLB? Who caused this?

We were only 44 balls away last night.

I'm asking for white-hot rage and you're giving me E-15 and cursive