I’d been running a backlog of things I needed to let sink in, just got caught up and I won’t do THAT again

When you begin to see the fact that this regime is in place to intentionally *create* national security threats, everything starts to make sense

Things that are implied to exist in the Star Wars universe:
Earth birds (“Millennium Falcon”)
Carpeting (“Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?”)

Minnesotan: “Oh, that’s just April in Minnesota fer ya”
God: “TBH, this time I actually was just fuckin’ with ya”

No argument from me.

The murder of innocents is ... hilarious?

Republicans are straight up psychopaths.

There are no circumstances under which you should trust Americans. Ever again. Not in our lifetimes at least.

How is Faux News spinning this as an unconditional surrender? Because we all know they are. Actually don't answer that, I can't bear it

Clearly a Trumpian suggestion in its nexus of racism, blue-state hatred, and catastrophic effect. He's just implementing what spilled out of Trump's mouth to get the doggie treat.

Not to be grim, but the question of “Who’s gonna play Hegseth in the movie?” is becoming increasingly irrelevant if these guys keep inching us toward a buncha fucking nukes being detonated

Also

You got a sharp kid, there.

I humbly submit that the reason almost no one gives a shit about a rocket to the moon is because Americans have some seriously bigger fucking fish to fry at this particular moment if you haven't noticed

Holy shit. A generation of men truly has been garbage-ized by the Male Grievance Industrial Complex

That demanding "a list of Jews" is something that the federal government is doing -- the fact that we are even *typing that sentence* -- is just beyond-the-looking-glass shit. We have lost our moorings so much in 10 years that it feels like we can barely remember what a proper response should be

Incredible that the imperialist-warlord-oligarch axis got so impatient to take over the world that they rushed the project with this cast of bumblefucks -- and now they're just stepping on their own dicks at every turn

Jesus Christ, man - you are constantly on fire and then you fumble the ball, repeatedly.
It’s malevolence, not incompetence.

*DING DING DING* We have a winner!

Did Scott Jennings raid the Anchorman costume department for that cinnamon blazer?

Hoop-skirt area ahead

"Oops, not money LAUNDERING - haha, that's what the President does! - money SMUGGLING, which is not really a thing, but anyway, LOOK OVER THERE, WHAT WAS THAT?"

On brand, as usual

Your performance as leader of the "opposition" is SO awful. But that's really what it is, isn't it? A performance?

I mean, do you choose your words to be the most milquetoast and feeble they can possibly be? Because, in the end, you're not actually trying to "oppose" anything, are you?

Not sure. The conservative justices are not stupid people. Rather, they are in on the con. They are just as likely to spew propaganda in their opinions as the politicians are during press conferences.

This is a pretty incredible list of things Trump has done since No Kings II.

You're not going with the Kahanist plan to create calamity in the Middle East? Or could it be both? (Bibi gets his apocalypse and Trump and the oligarchs get rich at the same time?)

Honestly, if it were just neutral (or even benevolent!) robots spitting out this fabricated content without prompting, that would be enough to say, "yeah, switch that shit off" -- but the fact that it's humans with reallly bad ideas driving the whole campaign makes it so much worse

Thank you for using that word. That is unequivocally what it is.

Utterly astonishing that the sheer toxicity of fundamentalist Christianity still manages to attract younger generations in this country. I know, the online brainwashing pipeline that targets rudderless whites is a sinister, powerful force. But my God.