I’m a bilingual illiterate.
I can’t read in two languages.

Nice!

Naw, he was hitting on you.

Always check, it might be mate.

I would pay extra for a flight with no announcements from the attendants.

Is that picture from Love, Death & Robots?

As for me and my family, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24:7

Far out, man.

It helps them grip the broom.

Looks like an eighth note at the top.

Fancy footwork.

An acceptable use of AI.

Right.
They never lower prices as fast as they raised them.

The Ethical Slut by Easton and Hardy

Did my sister get shot?

Reminds me of Playboy’s scratch-n-sniff bicycle seat.

Superstar in Tommy Boy.

Midnight Train to Georgia at the emotional climax of Station Eleven.

Can I Kick it in Station Eleven.

Why not both?

Seems like the best player won.

Not in my garage.

Raise the FICA limit, problem solved.

Heal thyself.

I stopped using Ticket Bastard long ago.

1.Qh8+ Kxh8 2. Nxg6+ Kg8 3. Nxe7+ Kf7 Nxc8 Ke8 4. a6 winning

Clearly, you haven’t seen Station Eleven.

There’s a bell curve from 0 - 3000.
1500 is the median, or “average”.

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to be harmed.
2. A robot must obey the orders given by humans except when it conflicts with the first law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first two laws.

Or, Earthset

Earthrise