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Posts by Vap’s Knife

I left Vap in charge of my pet aphid today while I had to work. I am sure she took excellent care of it.

2 months ago 7 2 0 0
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Aphid jerky

2 months ago 8 0 3 0

Thinkin about how we used to dogsit my brother’s dog when he went out of town, and the dog did NOT want to eat. So we would pretend to eat his kibble to make him jealous, and sometimes we sang “happy birthday” to him. It worked

2 months ago 17 3 0 0
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My collection of TwitchCon badges 😄

4 months ago 6 0 0 0
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Cleaning up my Slop Comic for you and you alone

8 months ago 563 120 8 2

"The kids are living out soap operas and calling that D&D, Peggy. It ain't right."

"Oh, Hank! Our characters were in a relationship, too. Don't you remember when your half-orc barbarian married my elf rogue?"

"That was different. It was a ruse to trick the baron."

"It was not a ruse to me, Hank!"

7 months ago 473 115 3 1

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

6 months ago 8432 1898 26 18
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Made a new dish that’s yogurt mixed with jello pudding mix. Its called whipped glurt. 4/10

6 months ago 17 2 7 0
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I am at sea and I have internet access but NOT Discord for some reason?! If you’ve been trying to message me, I’m not snubbing you! The pacific ocean simply isn’t letting me open the app!

11 months ago 16 0 1 0
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My friend gave me a GIANT box of bulk cards a few months ago and I finally finished sorting it by set!

1 year ago 17 0 2 0

I think she was considering what wine I would pair nicely with when she eats me for supper

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

It sure isn’t! Any nuggets of wisdom from her experiences?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

ITS SO TRUE LMAOOOO IT SUCKKKSSSS, did you do one before?? If so, my condolences

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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I almost bought this bubble bath at a convention a few weeks ago… Im kinda regretting that I didnt…

1 year ago 8 0 1 0
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I got to meet this tiger face to face through the glass!!!

1 year ago 31 4 2 0

What they don’t tell you about running a Kickstarter is that: IT SUCKKKSSSSSSSSS LOLLLLL

1 year ago 11 1 2 0

Small

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Totem pole

1 year ago 18 2 2 0
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Yuuuup

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

MAYBE 🐦‍🔥🥲

1 year ago 4 0 1 0

It’s a ball pit and you can find a tiny piece of my forehead peeking out 😂

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Yeah, they are rejecting me to temper me like fine steel, I will emerge like the phoenix, more powerful and beautiful than ever before

1 year ago 6 0 1 0

(I mind a little bit)

1 year ago 12 0 0 0

Getting rejected from tabling at tiny furry cons keeps me humble and sexy, my skin is so smooth and I don’t mind at all

1 year ago 18 0 4 0
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Believe it or not, I am in this photo

1 year ago 14 1 3 0

NOTHING SEXY it just made a huge mess I got toothpaste all over my stupid shirt!!!

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

I was leaning over the sink brushing my teeth and I accidentally dropped my electric toothbrush down inside my bathrobe while it was still on 🥹

1 year ago 12 0 4 0

I know! I was really shocked! There’s nothing truly outrageously rare in here but there are a lot of wonderful older cards that I’m very happy to be moving into my Johto-era collection :)

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Helped my friends move yesterday and they gave me their box of Pokemon cards in thanks!!! I wonder if there’s anything good in here 🙀

1 year ago 12 0 3 0