I left Vap in charge of my pet aphid today while I had to work. I am sure she took excellent care of it.
Posts by Vap’s Knife
Aphid jerky
Thinkin about how we used to dogsit my brother’s dog when he went out of town, and the dog did NOT want to eat. So we would pretend to eat his kibble to make him jealous, and sometimes we sang “happy birthday” to him. It worked
My collection of TwitchCon badges 😄
Cleaning up my Slop Comic for you and you alone
"The kids are living out soap operas and calling that D&D, Peggy. It ain't right."
"Oh, Hank! Our characters were in a relationship, too. Don't you remember when your half-orc barbarian married my elf rogue?"
"That was different. It was a ruse to trick the baron."
"It was not a ruse to me, Hank!"
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
Made a new dish that’s yogurt mixed with jello pudding mix. Its called whipped glurt. 4/10
I am at sea and I have internet access but NOT Discord for some reason?! If you’ve been trying to message me, I’m not snubbing you! The pacific ocean simply isn’t letting me open the app!
My friend gave me a GIANT box of bulk cards a few months ago and I finally finished sorting it by set!
I think she was considering what wine I would pair nicely with when she eats me for supper
It sure isn’t! Any nuggets of wisdom from her experiences?
EXACTLYYYYYYYYY
ITS SO TRUE LMAOOOO IT SUCKKKSSSS, did you do one before?? If so, my condolences
I almost bought this bubble bath at a convention a few weeks ago… Im kinda regretting that I didnt…
I got to meet this tiger face to face through the glass!!!
What they don’t tell you about running a Kickstarter is that: IT SUCKKKSSSSSSSSS LOLLLLL
Small
Totem pole
Yuuuup
MAYBE 🐦🔥🥲
It’s a ball pit and you can find a tiny piece of my forehead peeking out 😂
Yeah, they are rejecting me to temper me like fine steel, I will emerge like the phoenix, more powerful and beautiful than ever before
(I mind a little bit)
Getting rejected from tabling at tiny furry cons keeps me humble and sexy, my skin is so smooth and I don’t mind at all
Believe it or not, I am in this photo
NOTHING SEXY it just made a huge mess I got toothpaste all over my stupid shirt!!!
I was leaning over the sink brushing my teeth and I accidentally dropped my electric toothbrush down inside my bathrobe while it was still on 🥹
I know! I was really shocked! There’s nothing truly outrageously rare in here but there are a lot of wonderful older cards that I’m very happy to be moving into my Johto-era collection :)
Helped my friends move yesterday and they gave me their box of Pokemon cards in thanks!!! I wonder if there’s anything good in here 🙀