Social media the arrows are inverted

This flowchart has lived rent free in my head for years

"we don't make shoes we make AI now"
...but I actually really liked your shoes

Me: stares at girl
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Me: me too, but I don’t have lettuce in my hair, that’s just you

Very amused that all news coverage of @take5improv.bsky.social is like "THEY WILL HURT YOU AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT"

I am here for the "hazel wills gw romance novels into existence" arc

An image of a Temu ad listing packs of Magic. The Gathering cards for between $0.62 to $1.05.

What do you think Temu magic packs have inside? Wrong answers only

I’m so tired Alison

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

Me: You silly billy
MBF: I am not silly billy, I am Serious William

Because he sacrificed his NFL career for his conscience, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is the Colin Kaepernick of punters. Now he's running for office. My story for @theathletic.com (FREE LINK)...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/714...

Honestly they lost me at the weird father/son/ghosts stuff

American workers asking for a crumb of healthcare from their employers be like

Narrative design career progression be like:

May your coffee be good and your meeting get canceled today ✨

How did I used to teach full time and do before and after care as well, where was my font of energy springing from and how do I tap back into that

Me after giving a 90 minute tour of our local community theater to a group of middle schoolers: that was adorable and delightful and inspiring and also give all teachers 2x raises and medals of honor right now

Talking with a mom and coming to the conclusion that having a toddler and managing executive leadership at $1B companies is basically the same thing

“And did screaming fix the problem? No? What can we do instead?”

“You’ve got to choose, bud. We don’t have time for both. I KNOW it isn’t fair.”

📈👶

Dating a narrative designer be like

Suggested searches for the TikTok Discover tab on a brand new account are: soft core pore art, white White House, thick thigh pant, being stretched out

Guys I made a BRAND NEW TikTok account for our improv company and what in the nine hells are the IMMEDIATE suggestions for my Discover algorithm??

Donate to Support Aidan's Recovery After CapMetro Attack, organized by Margaret Smith My name is Margaret Smith, and I’m a long time friend of the Hearn-Rodri… Margaret Smith needs your support for Support Aidan's Recovery After CapMetro Attack

Hey comic community, Aidan is one of ours. He works at the great Dragon's Lair Comics in Austin. When he say a stranger getting attacked with a knife he jumped in. Now he's in the hospital and could use some help.

Please give if you can, share if you can't.

If this isn’t an animated short or feature in the next 2 years I will be very upset

#dogsmakelifebetter
#doggos #welovedogs

White text on black background that shares the announcement: Take 5 Improv will be In Residence at Freehold Theatre with WEEKLY shows in the International District [of Seattle] starting in June 2026!

I know normally my BlueSky is for gamedev memes and reposting cat videos but today I have to share perhaps the coolest development with my improv theatre company to date (and right on my birthday, no less!):

That sucks friend, may it go well and quickly so you can get on the mend

Zug zug

#jaceguys

Hellscape (2026)

I was today years old and also like 37% of the way through this article when I finally realized Mr Timotay Onion himself was partners to Kat Abughazaleh and my parasocial brain blurted out before I could stop it “oh yay all my Bluesky besties are in this together”