They have to actually cease firing.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

We used to be a proper country. Look what they took from us.

The Traveling Whaleburys

I cannot physically express how exhausted I am by *gesturing at literally everything*

You could finally teach him who did what so he can stop asking

Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month

I was told to read The Art of War to be a more effective businesswoman, and I didn’t understand all of it or how it relates to sales but you should know that as night began to fall I placed a strong body of archers in ambush nearby with orders to shoot directly they saw a light.

a cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the words " heh heh heh heh " below him Alt: a cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the words " heh heh heh heh " below him

"heh heh heh heh heh... I'm 'in you', Beavis"

Picture of a German gear shift knob, the letter “G” sitting between Reverse and 1.

Gnuetral

I asked my kid if I was using 6 7 correctly and he said no because it’s automatically wrong if you’re old

your imaginary kids are assholes

Staler and Waldorf, staring uncomfortably

Buying this robot just to make it run to the corner store every half hour to buy me lotto scratchers

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Well…

When will they give me permission to stop imagining dragons? This is ruining my life.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

How to build a nested list
1) Start like this
A) Then do this
Bird: I live here now
2) Make sure to get the bird out
Bird: NO

Exactly one year ago today: