And I'm sick for the British public. We put our faith in someone, we give them our trust believing they'd be better than what had gone before. We expected dull, straight-down-the-middle decency. Instead we get waffle bluster and excuses as Reform slip in grinning, through the back door
I'm so tired of rich and sleazy men, buying people, buying silence, buying loyalty, buying secrets and information. I'm tired of liars and perverts snd I'm so fucking tired of those that cover-up or turn a blind eye or ignore the bad thing cos they have their own agenda
Paedophile sex-trafficker Epstein hass diminished our monarchy, ruined British people's careers and broken our government. Who the hell was he working for?
Saw Jo Whiley at Euston yesterday. She's a tiny person.
Despite being 100yrs old, I watch a lot tiktok makeup videos and honestly, the wildly successful, immensely rich Influencer Mikayla Nogueira is a class apart when it comes to that atttention-seeking, whiny, show-offy spending culture. Your "haters" bought you a Birkin? Jolly good, now fuck off.
A picture of Bruce, a green parrot, missing his upper beak. Photo by Alex Grabham
Bruce is a New Zealand parrot missing his top beak. It’s a serious disability, but he has managed to become the alpha of his group, through creativity. Here’s my story about Bruce and the mostly mysterious natural history of disability. Gift link: nyti.ms/4cwVGT5
Sorry like, but overseeing massive piss-ups and your own fucking birthday party (with cake) during a national lockdown wasn't resign-worthy so therefore pretty much nothing else ever can be.
Monday 20th April 2026:
I am still closed
He's really jolly angry actually
🔴🗣️Mason Mount on shushing Chelsea fans:
“I gave everything for the club and the fans. I helped them win the UCL and played in two finals. I left the club three years ago, but people still act like I did something wrong when I left.
Jane McDonald belting out Give Peace a Chance non-stop in the show bar
Well, well, well, well, well
A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.
Whatever you do,
Fun fact that lying UK journalistic hacks won’t tell you because they hate Labour: Boris Johnson did not pass vetting when Theresa May appointed him Foreign Secretary. #UKPolitics
To play it safe, they should re-edit the Michael Jackson biopic so it ends right after he's born.
You styled that out very well, Bruno Fernandes 8 😅⭐️
#MUFC
Christopher Reeve was the best Clark & Superman because of this wonderful scene where his change of posture, gestures & tone of voice are all perfectly calibrated within a beautifully composed shot.
No CGI required to show his transformation.
He & Margot Kidder are much missed.
#SupermanDay
Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani read a book to kids in NYC about the importance of community
NEW: This might be the perfect visual metaphor for the war in Iran.
Courtesy of today’s Virginia Tech Spring game.
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Great goal!
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
There's a bit of Erotic in there, a bit of Justify My Love and a bit of I Feel Love. The chorus feels a bit predictable compared to the rest of it. But it's still a yes from me
SIXTY FUCKING SEVEN. THE FUCKING GOAT OF GOATS
Don't order anything with cream.
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
Plugged in and turned up to 11
Cunts gotta be cunty
