HELLO SIBLINGS! TODAY IS JOEL’S BIRTHDAY! CELEBRATE BY WATCHING THE BEST SHOW EVER, OF ALL TIME!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING SIBLINGS: WE ALL NEED MORE JOY, SO I’M SHARING THIS WITH Y’ALL!

Hey MSTies, we TRAINED for this… this is a high quality version of the 60 minutes segment that got pulled last night. You know what to do…
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2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Happy MST3K Turkey Day!

Update 1: Push the Button… We Go Live December 2! · Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Game MSTies,In the not-too-distant future (after the Turkey Day marathon)… Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Game goes live on Kickstarter December 2 at 10 am PT! This game is a labor of love (and so much ...

We now interrupt your scrolling with this important announcement!!!

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

LISTEN HERE SIBLING:
THAT WAS FUNNY AF! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! IF YOU CAME TO WRESTLE ME I WOULD BE SO STUNNED I WOULD IMMEDIATELY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!

LISTEN HERE SIBLING: THIS IS A FANTASTIC COMIC! PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS AND LAUGH!

a turkey with a sign that says turkey day in front of it Alt: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Crow is disguised as a Turkey

I’M ALEXANDER SLAM BELL! LISTEN HERE SIBLINGS: #MST3K TURKEY DAY IS SOON!!!

LISTEN HERE SIBLING: I APPRECIATE YOUR DILIGENCE IN MAKING THIS CONNECTION AND THEN SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! I WILL TELL OTHERS THIS INFORMATION!

Here’s the schedule with alt text.

LISTEN HERE SIBLING: I APPRECIATE THAT YOU USED HER NEW NAME IN THIS SKEET! GPC IS AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT AND I AM JEALOUS OF THIS PIC!

LISTEN HERE SIBLING! MARY JO PEHL IS A TREASURE, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER ALSO! YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS EXCITED FOR YOU! ENJOY!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS HAPPY TO TRY TO CLEANSE TIMELINES FOR FOLKS WRESTLING WITH THE HORRORS OF TODAY!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL DOESN’T NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO MST3K!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS SO EXCITED FOR YOU AND YOUR DISCOVERY!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL HERE ARGUE THOSE ARE ROBOTS AND TO ASK YOU WHO PULLS YOUR STRINGS? ARE YOU READY FOR VICTORY IN THE RING AND IN LIFE? THEN LOOK AND FIND YOUR PUPPETEER AND WRESTLE WITH THEM!

THE MASTER DOESN’T APPROVE OF EMPTY LASAGNA PANS!

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DEPRESSION! WRESTLING WITH DEPRESSION IS MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN WRESTLING IN THE RING, I RECOMMEND MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS HERE TO TELL YOU: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR QUARTER OF A CENTURY OF SOBRIETY! I WRESTLE AND WIN IN THE RING, YOU WIN AT LIVING A LIFE THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU! 🏆

“MCGREGGOR WHEN THE MAP IS REAL”

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHIN’: YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MEDIA, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE, AFTER ALL I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU LIKE!

LISTEN HERE SIBLING: ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU IN YOUR LUCK DISCOVERING ONE OF THE MST3K 24/7 CHANNELS!

CONGRATS!

I’M ALEXANDER SLAM BELL!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL SAYS “BE GEEK DO CRIME!”

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED TO BE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO RECEIVED DR. FORRESTER’S FORMAL FLIPPER FROM EXPERIMENT 314 MIGHTY JACK! SURELY THIS GIVES YOU POWER BOTH IN AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

ALEXANDER SLAM BELL WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES IN MST3K CLUB!