Hey buttmunches,
I’m going back over to the other place.

Please consider giving ole Kell a follow.
Thanks.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Getting a mammogram.
I’ll see if I can get wallet sizes or
5 x 7s.

( • Y • )

"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.

#AccountabilityIsComing

If you don't drag Stephen Miller relentlessly and demand answers before Congress, step aside so another elected official with the guts to do what is needed can take your place.

At a minimum, every Dem talking head should be demonizing him daily.

I woke up to #lucypancakes biting my arm.

Girl, I’m not dead, I just overslept! Damn!

#AsSoonAsImDeadShellEatMyEyeballs

That’s how you know we’re getting a winter storm.

#turdcruz

I don’t mean to brag but yesterday, a lady whom I’ve never met, told me I had a flat butt. 💅🏻

This bag of circus peanuts from 2004 has a more natural hue and better diplomacy than anything coming out of the White House.

Orange cat (Neville) gazing up at a camera from the kitchen floor

This

This is the face of a ruthless killer

Hashtag no filter.
Feels good to just be me, you know

If you take a photo of yourself wearing any kind of reflective sunglasses, I will zoom in to see what you saw.

🖤🖤🖤

Just got my $34 Facebook money. Nice knowing you. I'm moving to the Hamptons.

What’s worse?

Having parents that made your relationship with them so difficult that their deaths are a relief OR having really great parents that you mourn hard forever?

It’s just never going to stop with these fucking people, is it?

I get sad when I see an ugly baby.

Black eyed peas and #Daysofourlives
❤️🥰

No. Those dudes are ok.

Remember to be safe out there.
Stay away from driving if you’ve been drinking.
Also stay away from guys with acoustic guitars.

#NoDUIs
#NoWonderwall
#NoGettinPregnant

Sometimes I think I’m a pretty cool chick, then other times, I realize I’ve been watching a commercial for mailboxes and getting pretty excited about it.

That’s fine. 🖤

I grabbed his balls and said it was from you. ❤️🎁🎄🎅🏼

Merry Christmas!!!

My word is my bond.

The Grinch doesn’t practice Santeria
He ain’t got no crystal ball
If he had a million dollars
He’d spend it all

On a master plan to take over Santa’s workshop