"you retweet a lot of art" yea bitch look at it

a person is swimming in the ocean with a shark in the background . ALT: a person is swimming in the ocean with a shark in the background .

bluesky engineer: aww shucks another day of vibe coding with my favorite AI buddy Claude! I'm excited to implement the self-doxxing feature!

their phone:

I mean this with complete sincerity and without a negative bone in my body but the special sauce of splatoon is what sega used to have and I hope they find it again someday

an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf with short white hair, kissing Ottilie, a human with brown hair tight up in a bun. The composition is upside down view of a puddle showing their reflections as they kiss. Thin "light threads" are in the water, emitted from lil glowpads. (lily pads). The weather is rainy and cloudy.

kissing under the rain

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

I'm going to be at work again by the time they open im going to explode

maid kasane teto
#vocaloid

In my defense i was half asleep

Catphelt

here it is ! after a couple weeks of teasing , the Ides has arrived . . . with it , my first mechsploitation story , The Violence of Being . it's about an older Hound who reacts violently when told she'll be replaced .

I hope you all enjoy it . I'm proud of it .

archiveofourown.org/works/81252501

[Comm] Moth girl with hypnotic sweat gets defeated by a mirror.

This is not Charlotte's first rodeo, you gotta try harder than that.

Snakes don't have tails btw

a friend described tomodachi life as "typing boobs on a calculator and laughing about it" and i can't get it out of my head

I get the urge to be angsty into the void but then i remember "wait all my loved ones follow me and this reads like im about to do it"

You ever get the urge to make a depression fueled vague post and then think about it for like five seconds and realize "oh this makes me sound like im about to kill myself"

/ hypno, bimbo, hyper, intox (??????)
Stuck on loop

When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.

I know I already tweeted abt this on here but genuinely it's so so funny that they announced that bluesky was mostly vibe-coded immediately before one of the worst series of outages I've ever seen on a website

I'm gonna be honest i think if i got hugged irl rn id burst into tears immediately

Rapier users.

she hits me because whenever we try and have sex i start shaking my legs like a scared dog and go 'like, zoinks, scoob!'

Is this shitty fucking website broken again

No Higuruma

Fyrn is. Very hard on themselves.

They tend to take any and all perceived wrongdoing very seriously, and they'll go to great lengths in order to correct mistakes.

Whether it be a free drink to a patron who received the wrong drink or an injury to a thief who lifted their wallet.

🧵

(2/2)

The most evil old lady I've ever met came and was yelling and ramming her walker into people and throwing shit at people and then she had the AUDACITY to call the cops when multiple managers told her she had to leave

It has only gotten worse oh my god

I'm an absolute mess today holy shit nothing's gone right