When I say I have to go, that means I have to go. Not keep talking. I'm bout to start hanging up and just saying my phone died.

Every time I see a peace lily I think damn who passed?

Some friendships should be reconsidered if they can’t get you a good walk video. Like what are we doing.

I can tell when someone is telling a story and purposefully missing details

I love reading nonverbal communications

Work tea be so good because it’s not really harmful…to me 😅

Why is today acting like a Monday?

I know I'm getting older. Talking
on the phone gets on my nerves a lil bit 😅 people just talk so much 😩😭

I hate when I can tell a person is rotten inside. My stomach start hurting and suddenly my ass itch. Get away from me with that bs!! I'm allergic!

Here to say, buy the extra protection and insurances. I got tires in 2023. I randomly have a slow leak now so I’m currently getting my tire fixed for free 😌

Pro-tip: wanna eat less calories? Get your food extremely spicy 🥲

I love when my gym friends talk to me while I’m on the treadmill. It lets the workout keep going and makes the workout feel like it took less time.

I see one of my parent friends there who also looks weepy. I said what’s wrong? Are you sad it's the end of the school year too? Why this lady broke down and told me she's getting divorced 😭😭😭

The comedy in my life just writes itself at this point. It’s the last day of school for my son. Parents organized a party for students at the park since they had a half day. Some of the kids had been weepy because they’d miss their friends over the summer break.

Amazon doesn't have everything unfortunately

I wish I could eat my grandfathers fried potatoes RIGHT now. I have no idea why I'm craving them right now but I am 😭😫

My child is so funny. Today he wanted me to go to Dunkin Donuts before school for this guava lemonade drink. I said you don't need it. He leaves the room and comes back with his school picture magnet and said do it for him 😂😂😂

I love buying new lip gloss 🥰

If there’s a mystery to crack, count on me 😩 I have to stand back amazed at the information that just comes before my finger tips. Like I don’t even try the answers just be like boom! Here ya go!

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My mentors cat died yesterday. I could tell she was sad so I just started making jokes. I told her what if he's in cat heaven finding out just now that he was Black 😂 and we both started cracking up. I'm gonna miss that lil boy.

If AI is built off of already known things, why do they keep giving people four fingers? No, seriously. How is the four fingers on people always a thing if we taught AI what it knows?

People love seeing how you're doing when they leeched hours out of you and with nothing to show. I'm doing great now that I'm not paying you attention 😂

This older Black woman came up to me and asked where I had been. I had to tell her my son was on spring break so I was too 😂 but it was sweet to know someone was looking for me 🥰

It took me until the fourth month but I’m starting to make gym friends outside of the people I already know outside of here. It’s cool.

I really hope when people talk shit or wonder how I felt, I hope they start with a laugh. I probably laughed first.

Sometimes when people don't listen, I want to cry.

I hate that anxious wait between being asked “can I ask you a question” and waiting to be asked the question

People talk so much about nothing 😭