This is why my great-grandmother, a woman born in 1912, pushed every one of her female descendants to go to school and make our own money. She was stuck and didn’t want us to be. To a woman, we all have at least one degree.
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
And if you have to go back for a follow up? They crank it down HARDER on that spot
I couldn’t have pulled lefty out of that machine if the building was on fire
My family records are the same, an the key idea of America is that I am no more a citizen, no more entitled to the benefits of citizenship*, than someone naturalized five seconds ago.
*aside from being able to be president, which almost all of us will not be anyway
A blue and pink dinosaur with yellow tail spikes in front of a trans flag saying "fuck j.k. rowling", who is an author that hates transgender people.
Pass it on. And don't watch the new Harry Potter HBO series. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Y'know what, I'm still with it
"War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks
I bought this book this weekend at the library’s 25¢ sale purely for the nostalgia of it being the first romance novel I purloined from my mom’s collection as a tween.
I interrupt your evening to bring you an opportunity to throw a massive, obnoxious Horns Down wherever you are in the world tonight
the gall of complaining about free pound cake. I would cut someone for a pound cake right now.
Their cousin alleged that the dad’s dad was a creep. I don’t remember the specifics but there’s generational non-accountability there.
Uncle and aunt moved into grandparents’ house after grandpa passed. They had an almost-2-year-old and aunt was pregnant. 2yo cousin said grandpa would sit with him at night until his brother was born. When baby came home, older cousin ran to the window in gpa’s old room and told him bye.
This is fantastic and made me laugh at the absurdity and be sad about the plausible accuracy.
Really there are only two kinds of nostalgia.
Personal: "things were better when I was younger, healthier, less aware of the world, and with fewer responsibilities"
Impersonal: "things were better in this past I read about in a storybook"
oh to be a possum being cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
💡 on the bright side: “cyberbullying” just took on a whole new meaning 🤔
I learned how to code and test html offline for my GeoCities site because after the free trial, those AOL minutes counted as long-distance calls to the nearest server on dial-up and my dad got PIIIISSSSEEDDD
But…let’s say you believe this. if you believe that you are smarter than God and intend to force launch Armageddon, what side of judgment do you think you would fall on.
“Venus” in particular is giving big Paul Cauthen vibes, I’m into it
Oh shit new Sturgill dropped?
youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4
The way Bau says “pho is pain the ah-yuss to make” is how I know he’s Louisianan
You can’t fake that extra syllable that smoothly
All I want in life is for Americans and Chinese to break through the Great Firewall through the power of sufficiently viral content and start having fun with each other
i also live in a red state and am tired of being told what "we" voted for.
we didnt. millions of good people live here
Also be aware some states like mine (AL) don’t have their own wage and hour boards for reporting underpayments, OT violations, etc so you have to go the feds
www.dol.gov/agencies/whd...
They’ll all investigate employee/contractor misclassification though
I love her videos on “when my dad’s ADHD crashes into my ADHD” because damn if I don’t feel seen
youtu.be/VHwQ17cRw-I
My in-laws are from Minnesota, not Wisconsin, but they drank a bowling alley dry at my MIL’s wake. Those long winters build people different.
Love to my Cajun cousins but those Lutherans don’t play about their liquor
Kid about to punch asshole in the face
Antony Joshua about to punch asshole in the face
Legends
I’m not lying when I say this is one of the best movies I saw as a teenager and I spent years tracking down a DVD copy. Criminally underrated is accurate.
Also the soundtrack is full of bangers.
I love olive oil.
GTFO with olives.
Not sliced or diced, no matter how finely ground up. No topenade. NEVER in a Martini or Bloody Mary…Leave me alone…Go Away
But yes please pour me a big ol bowl of olive oil with some salt, pepper, herbs, maybe some balsamic vinegar and an entire loaf of bread
