It’s been a properly lovely spring day

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Did Pilates yesterday for the first time because the yoga class lady is on holiday. Hurting everywhere. EVERYWHERE 🫠 ….🤣

🙃….🤣🤣🤣

They’re very lucky to have a healer in the office. Troubled by excel macros, efficient mailbox organisation or how to tell the guy in finance how to “f*** off” just call Paul 😂

Alnwick Gardens today for the cherry blossoms

It’s Fri-YAY 😝🥳

On a drug run* with my mum, I’m getaway driver 😂

*chemist

🤣🤣🤣

I whispered quietly, “there’s a couple of birds feeding at the edge of the water, I’m getting a photo”.

In reality I stumbled into a bit of outdoor birb action 🙃😂

A wander round the Botanical Gardens 😀

I know what you’re saying. It’s the right response to reevaluate all kinds of relationships and activities. What flourishes will flourish and what doesn’t was always meant to be that way. Follow this instinct, it’s the right one. But remember there’s people out there who really want your vibe 😀

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True 😂

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Fun couple of busy days on Orkney

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I’ll clean in exchange of baked goods 😂

That’s looks sublime 👌🏼

*Takes notes on new chat up lines ✍️

😝😂

Have car will travel 😂

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My little pal has a date with a “hot girl”, he’s trying to ask me for advice. My guy, I’m beyond hopeless at dating and relationships, there’s a reason why I’ve never been picked…. 😂😂😂

What’s your favourite gif?

Stupid mental health 😂

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In a Starbucks and as I dreamily imagined what those amazing hairy thighs were going to do to me, we made eye contact. What a day 😂

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😂

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Apparently, the sky wizard people don’t believe the sky wizard wants a woman in charge 🙄 ….ffs 😂

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“He began to take a professional interest in a policy that inflicted lasting harm on society.

"Then he began his involving in the chemsex scene.”

His lawyer said this with a ‘straight’ face? 😂

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Immediate violence and drama 🙄😂