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infowars has been acquisitoned to a permanent get

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Guess again. I have never voted Dem and never will. Judging from your profile, you might want to pursue help.
"Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse."

this is why normal people don't use bluesky, it's full of weirdo leftists like you who want us all to vibrate our frequencies by eating okra slime or whatever

go rub a crystal about it, hippie

yes that unimaginable luxury of aluminum foil and drinks in cans

yeah I'll be sure to get all the amazing American coffee and American bananas and American aluminum and American pharmaceuticals next time I'm at the store

I missed a flight once because I was sick and overslept but it wasn't a big deal because I just went to the airport and got a standby seat on the next flight out, sometimes shit just happens and it's not some kind of moral failing

he's on the horns of a dilemma because he almost certainly can't prove this is defamatory, but if he doesn't he's going to look weak in front of Trump and hasten getting fired for not properly reacting to bad press

getting my dick manipulated in the seventh dimension. they don't even have a word for it

In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Squart

I used to be able to tell my phone "navigate to Costco" and it would pull up directions. Now an AI voice tells me the address of the two nearest Costcos and advises me to use Waze or MapQuest to get there. If I open Google Maps and type Costco, I get an ad for Safeway.

You Have Just Experienced Things

beyond the roast beef sandwiches they've got some weirdly good selections on the menu too, I think their fish sandwich is a solid non-red-meat choice and the Greek gyro is surprisingly decent

people are too rude about Arbys. I think it's unfair to the nice people at the Arbys corporation

grifters generally don't like the competition, since they'd rather have all the marks for themselves instead of letting them get drained by some other grifter, so even from that perspective I think it's pretty remarkable to see them all line up and pledge fealty to him

Shorts that say WE'RE LOOKING FOR A man OVER 40 WHO HASN'T TOUCHED A PIANO IN YEARS AND WOULD LOVE TO START PLAYING CONFIDENTLY WITH THE HELP OF OUR APP Ad

I’m not accepting messages from your pants at this time

it's why I switched to tuba

a New Jersey license plate that says HUSBAND below a US flag Tacoma decal and above a Gadsden flag trailer hitch cover

I am choosing to assume that based on the cover image they picked for the story, these men all want to marry large weathered sea rocks

with Trump now repeatedly calling the people on the top of that food chain low-IQ losers whose families hate them, I'm getting the sense that all the grifters downstream of them are starting to look for the exits because the dark money's going to be drying up soon

just a few years ago I was wistful for the idea of what my career would look like if I had gotten into CS instead of engineering and browsing Linkedin thinking about trying a career change, but now I am 1000% glad I stuck with engineering

I've lost all interest in recreational coding with the rise of LLM coding assistants, it's been discouraging watching so many people around me just lose all interest in good craftsmanship because it's more thrilling to watch the computer churn through code-shaped objects that kind of work

I like this place, I'm mainly disappointed in all the dumb decisions the people running it make

while traipsing through the halls of the Bluesky datacenter in my handsome little sailor suit, I accidentally dropped my oversized rainbow lolly in the most important server

I like how bsky isn't just broken, it's like kinda intermittently broken in a way where it's kind of usable but kind of not, very glitchcore

Just stopping by to say hello…. -The CooL Guy

i saw a tiktok about how doing eSports in childhood is a sign of unresolved past-life trauma and i can't stop thinking about it