Don’t ask how I know (there’s a spreadsheet)

But my record of watching Everton v Newcastle is beautiful….

Vs Newcastle

P 14
W 11
D 3
L 0

F 26
A 9

See you in August blues

“He hates Newcastle,
He hates the shite,
Jordan Pickford is dynamite”

My 280th and final visit to goodison park. It’s been a blast

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He’s no Messi, but only 4 wins in 41 games when Doucoure is missing is a mad stat

If diving is a yellow card offence, Diaz and Jota should have had at least 3 each. A light breeze kept knocking them off their feet

I’ll stop going once I’ve seen us win there! Thought we had a chance yesterday. As “champions elect” they look poor. The league is pretty weak

Two wrongs don’t make a right buts it’s hard to get annoyed at their goal when Tarkowski was still on the pitch. I might be more annoyed if the game meant anything in context of our season

Very late notice but I’ve just listed my seat of ticket resale for West Ham tomorrow. Lower Gwladys GT2 if you’re looking for a single ticket

Brentford away. Good point for a threadbare squad

Going to a game in February not worrying about results or other teams. Bliss yet slightly unnerving and novel

En route to Brentford. Thought Palace away was a game to far for our threadbare squad.

Maybe it’s today instead

If you want a closer look

Nothing to see here. Corruption

We rebranded once. It didn’t go down well or last

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Southampton’s home record

P12
W1
D1
L10

First and last attempt at making a birthday cake

We are running out of home games

Some randoms from last night

#goodison #everton #efc

I despise people who film at the match. However, this is in direct conflict with my love of fan videos of goals from the crowd

Point me in direction of any that are knocking about

What a night

I’m glad we didn’t spend money if the right players weren’t available at the right price.

Lashing £30m on the likes of Tosun in a panic got us in this mess

Recent results for us and below us lessened the pressure on the need to panic buy

How many of you missed Doucoures goal as you weren’t in your seat yet?

Tried to teach her the “we love everton” song

She put her own spin on it

I know we are outsiders looking in, but this “champions” league format is horrendous. They’ve somehow managed to make it even worse and even more pointless game s

I’m in. 💙💙💙

The commentator actually just said the Anfield atmosphere is “respectful”

Just call it quiet mate

No VAR is lovely

Some old school chaos

Tamworth should now be getting a big day out at spurs. But no, we need club world cups, expanded champions league , end of season tours

Shithouse FA have fucked it up

He won a trophy with West Ham. Any Everton fan in last 30 years would snap you hand off for that

Exciting? No
Inspiring? No
Better than Dyche? Yes
Best we could get right now? Probably

We need an actual structure, identity and stability

Dyche gave a little clap from safety of dug out side.

Beto and Armstrong did and got a good reaction.

Ndiaye and DCL did and was mix of positive for one and anger for the latter.

But overall, just seemed apathetic. Like it was inevitable and fight and passion drained from fans. Nothingness

Sack him