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Posts by Kab (misterkfishy)

This! I do it every time.

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In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

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Mamdani (I live in India)

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It's mostly because he's been saying way too much lately. He made about 40 posts on his personal echo chamber website in the span of a few minutes last night lmao. Malding because he's losing on every front imaginable and he can't stand losing.

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Inshallah you will be inducted into the doctrine of Prophet Mamdani

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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16 hours of pure bliss

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Got a few days off of work!

Now building…

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Pictured is my Monster Hunter character wearing an armor set that resembles a hunter from the game Bloodborne. My character is sitting on a chair, meant to imitate the Lady Maria pose.

Pictured is my Monster Hunter character wearing an armor set that resembles a hunter from the game Bloodborne. My character is sitting on a chair, meant to imitate the Lady Maria pose.

Pictured is my character from Monster Hunter equipped with a Switch Axe that is layered to resembled the Saw Spear from Bloodbonre.

Pictured is my character from Monster Hunter equipped with a Switch Axe that is layered to resembled the Saw Spear from Bloodbonre.

A hunter is a hunter, even in a different game

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Hello! I Love video games & Draw A Lot!
#ELDENRING #PortofolioDay

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Image depicts my Monster Hunter character getting the final hit on Omega Planetes Savage with a Heavy Bowgun

Image depicts my Monster Hunter character getting the final hit on Omega Planetes Savage with a Heavy Bowgun

Starboard Larboard THIS, you bitch!!

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Getting back into Monster Hunter: Wilds has been fun, Omega Planetes is one hell of a fight!

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We do like a bit of aura farming out here!

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You WOULD say that

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Are they cool?

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D&D after months, so good to be able to schedule without someone delaying you indefinitely

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Ohh right. That.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Why?

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dr pepper! #mydrpepper!

6 months ago 1 1 1 0

Not me! Just making sure I don’t fit in

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Classic ADC

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Counterpoint: you can.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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I need to run around defibbing enemies to death!!!

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

There's always another board.... This looks awesome tho, can't wait to see the final build!

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
Overwatch 5 stack with players named Pochacco, Kuromi, Cinnamoroll, MyMelody and my personal favorite Guaptiggity

Overwatch 5 stack with players named Pochacco, Kuromi, Cinnamoroll, MyMelody and my personal favorite Guaptiggity

The classic Sanrio 5 stack

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That looks awesome! I’ve always wanted to learn that. How much practice did it take?

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